BeeCycling has movedFeb 23, 2023

Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite.

Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace

If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.

Show threadSune AukenFeb 23, 2023

@beecycling

Even more care needs to be shown for carps. Any attempts to carpe them will cause the carp immense carp carping distress. Instead let them swim on as uncarped carps.

(In pictures: uncarped vs carped carps. The uncarped carps clearly happier.)

Show threadBeeCycling has movedFeb 23, 2023
@SuneAuken Uncarped one is so happy it's singing us the song of its people.
Show threadSune Auken

@beecycling

I know that song.

Feb 23, 2023 at 1:54pmWeb