BeeCycling has movedFeb 23, 2023

Do not seize the day. This will startle the day and may cause it to become aggressive and give you a nasty bite.

Instead approach the day calmly without making eye contact, pet it gently, and slowly enfold it in a careful embrace

If the day shows any signs of resistance to being engaged with, it is likely to turn on you. Back off and return to bed.

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Some days are dayweiler days.
If you hug them they will probably bite you.
If they're responsible dayweilers then they'll put their lips over their teeth as they bite you.
You might still die of fright but there will be no teeth marks.
Better a return to bed at the first low frequency dayweiler sound.
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