That sinking feeling when you realise your downstairs neighbours have bought a piano.
@jamesthomson The only way to cope as the upstairs neighbor is to give indoor bocci ball a try.
@jamesthomson The important question is whether or not they know how to play it or if they’re going to be taking lessons.
@rrgeorge They are pretty good, but still definitely learning.
@jamesthomson i read this twice before i realized you didn't say "a potato"
@jamesthomson related: when the next-door neighbors get a basketball hoop.

@jamesthomson Use this as an excuse to buy a new home theater system with a really strong subwoofer!

Or you could take the high road...

@jamesthomson at least it’s not a drum set

@jamesthomson Well, James, I seem to sense a forthcoming tee with piano keys on it!

...to finance the soundproofing. 😳

@jamesthomson Slip a John Cage 4’33 score under the door. That ought to send the message.
@jamesthomson It's good to have a few neighbors that are musicians because I'm 100% off the hook for any noise complaints for basically forever
@h_thoreson I can certainly see the argument - there's a saxophonist on the floor above me, and another pianist on the floor two down. I have a synth, but at least that uses headphones! Maybe at some point we'll have a very keyboard heavy band…

@jamesthomson @h_thoreson I *thought* that I’d remembered your mentioning in the past a neighbor who played another instrument. For a moment, when I read your original post about the piano, I thought that it was the same neighbor, expanding their horizons.

You’re right: at this pace, you and your neighbors are eventually going to have to form a band. It’s just destiny.

@jamesthomson Time to get the vuvuzela out.
@JasonNickel It's not even world cup season!
@jamesthomson let’s see how it plays out.
@jamesthomson learn the cello and start performing together. It could be the start of something beautiful.
@mnem I have a synth, but to be honest I'm a worse player than they are.
@jamesthomson I used to have a trumpet teacher as a neighbour. Fun.
@jimmyjamesuk There's an occasional saxophonist upstairs…
@jamesthomson my sympathies. On a totally unrelated note, I believe noise cancellation on the new AirPods Pro is very good.
@jamesthomson Yeah my next door neighbor is a piano teacher 😭
@BillSaysThis Oh no, they are financially motivated to keep playing…
@jamesthomson same here, since Xmas, and the problem is that they are learning. I was hoping that by now they would have given up
@pfernandes They seem to be learning here too… I'm really hoping it's an electric one, and they can plug in headphones.
@jamesthomson Didn’t you just get a keyboard? 🤣
@Defmech Yeah, but that has a headphone socket!
@jamesthomson But can be connected to an amp. 😉
@Defmech I would not stoop to such lows!
@jamesthomson have you considered the 1812 overture with cannons? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0F5k70xwGSk
Tchaikovsky "1812 Overture" with 105mm Cannons 20101017 (2/2)

YouTube
@Hobbs Maybe I could try talking to them as a first step :)
@jamesthomson I suppose that’s an option. 😂
@jamesthomson
I think I’ve got some time before my downstairs neighbours learn to play the piano.. 😉
@nathan They could always surprise you!
@jamesthomson
Every time I imagine a highly evolved earthworm, I get distracted from the idea that it might play the piano..
😄

@jamesthomson there’s a sport podcast in the DC area, hosted by a national figure, and he from time to time has music created by his listeners (known as littles) as a bumper for his final segment.

In 2017, one Tony Beeson wrote, “I have a piano,” and I’m reasonably certain it’s what your now hearing. Feel free to give it a listen 😆 http://littlesongs.net/searchresults.aspx?query=I%20have%20a%20piano#

@jamesthomson Time to burn the building down.
@jamesthomson hopefully it’ll be like working out after the new year and won't last 😛
@jamesthomson I’m not sure what housing prices are in Glasgow, but it might be time to raise the price of PCalc to fund a single family home on a couple of acres of heavily forested land — to permit you to code in peace.
@jamesthomson if you can’t beat em… 🤗
@jamesthomson Maybe the move here is for you to buy a drum kit.
@Jotz That's mutually assured destruction!
@jamesthomson sometimes that’s the way it has to be!
@jamesthomson Time to crack out the bagpipes.
@scottishwildcat I feel that’s going to hurt me more than it hurts them!