The Volatile MermaidNot to be judgey but it’s weird as hell to have literal commercials for your religion.
Bleak Future@OhNoSheTwitnt Jesus’ numbers are way down
Katrags@OhNoSheTwitnt
Grifters are going to grift.
Grifters are going to grift.
Melissamc1@OhNoSheTwitnt Be judgy. When you're advertising religion, you may be getting a bit desperate.
paprikapink@OhNoSheTwitnt weird. as. hell.
C L Smith@OhNoSheTwitnt since Christians these days actively ignore what Jesus said and did it makes it doubly weird
WestTexasJesus@clsmith @OhNoSheTwitnt I tried to tell them the truth but they are just too indoctrinated to the capitalist paradigm.
hannahshouse2 🇺🇸 California@OhNoSheTwitnt
I s*** you not I had tickets to Jesus Christ Superstar for the one o'clock matinee today and got home in time for the game. I feel like if churches can advertise they can pay g** d*** taxes!
I s*** you not I had tickets to Jesus Christ Superstar for the one o'clock matinee today and got home in time for the game. I feel like if churches can advertise they can pay g** d*** taxes!
ijwNext ad: “It’s not Jeez-You. It’s Jeez-Us”
Joshua@OhNoSheTwitnt I know, right? Super Bowl ads are for Ponzi schemes.
CharJTF 
(she/her)@desafinado This commercial (or those similar, made by the same company) have been running for awhile on various stations.
This wasn't a special commercial just for the Super Bowl.
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samebchase@OhNoSheTwitnt religions are unfortunately, commercial enterprises. Saying this as someone who goes to church. 😬
Cate
dibi58especially tax free ...
A Walking Pet Peeve@OhNoSheTwitnt Well, Jesus was all about making a big ol’ show of one’s religion, if I remember correctly.
TootUncommon@OhNoSheTwitnt
Check out the fundies who sponsor those commercials:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/11/us/he-gets-us-super-bowl-commercials-cec/index.html
Check out the fundies who sponsor those commercials:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/11/us/he-gets-us-super-bowl-commercials-cec/index.html
TarkusBe judgey. They sure are.
Simon I Groove musically@OhNoSheTwitnt Eternal Salvation or your money back! -J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
👩🔬🧵PatchworkPirate🎮📚@OhNoSheTwitnt if they're going to advertise like a business they should also pay taxes. #taxthechurch
jrm4
Ken Ryan@jrm4 @OhNoSheTwitnt
SB ads are super expensive. That money could have helped feed an awful lot of hungry kids.
SB ads are super expensive. That money could have helped feed an awful lot of hungry kids.
Pusher Of Pixels (old account)@OhNoSheTwitnt I read that as
"Not to be weird but it's judgey as hell...."
lol still works
MrShoggoth@OhNoSheTwitnt - How about sacrificing bullocks? We ok with that? Asking for Mithras.
Drew@OhNoSheTwitnt
Totally consistent with their worship of mammon.
Totally consistent with their worship of mammon.
Jeff@OhNoSheTwitnt groomers they always were
gavinisdie 
@OhNoSheTwitnt Christianity update to be announced at E3
David Brent 📚@OhNoSheTwitnt I think I read that a 30 second Super Bowl ad is going for $7 million these days. Imagine all the poor people that could have been fed with $7 million.
@dbsalk @charlotteclymer tooted about this at https://a11y.info/@charlotteclymer@mastodon.social/109854671463870966.
Charlotte Clymer (@[email protected])
This year, a 30-second Super Bowl ad costs $7 million. The average K-12 public school lunch debt is about $22,600. To Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis' point, the cost of that Jesus ad could pay off the lunch debt of 310 schools. As Christians, we need to walk the walk. This ad isn't walking.
@OhNoSheTwitnt tax-free money to burn
corewill@OhNoSheTwitnt they need to bring the new money
CritFacts@OhNoSheTwitnt unrelated but shouldn't your @ on Mastodon be "oh no she Tootn't"? /silly
RacerX@OhNoSheTwitnt $7MM for a Super Bowl ad. How many starving people would that feed?
Jacque
Josiah Winslow@OhNoSheTwitnt Hope this is fine, but I used this toot to test out a beta version of a website update I'm working on!
John Colagioia@OhNoSheTwitnt I don't know. They already have infomercials and their home-shopping channels. They send representatives door-to-door, more historically and overseas. Sometimes, they go with violence. This kind of tracks...
Seedling@OhNoSheTwitnt It’s so weird that they are trying to rebrand Jesus. Since when does Jesus need a brand?
Pat@OhNoSheTwitnt scientology did it first, I think. a few years back. might have been regional
Keith@OhNoSheTwitnt it’s cult shit.
Tim 🏳️🌈🇺🇦@OhNoSheTwitnt I remember being inundated with commercials for LDS aired on after-school network TV when I was a kid…”brought to you by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, The Mormons.”
GATEKEEPER@OhNoSheTwitnt
Tax the Hobby Lobby
Tax the Hobby Lobby
The Febrile Muse@OhNoSheTwitnt False prophety
aethervision 
@OhNoSheTwitnt A little less weird if you consider America’s core religion Capitalism.
@OhNoSheTwitnt I'm old enough to remember those church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints commercials that left me so confused as a yoot