Tokentexan
DgarThe worst thing about having your password stolen is having to rename the dog.
Wobin@dgar named mine FHLheLevBgKkNULwfaSxhJ7txArS8E, but lost him at the dog park when trying to call him
Su-Shee
Jernej Simoncฬiฤ ๏ฟฝ
Nafnlaus ๐ฎ๐ธ ๐บ๐ฆ
John Kotlash@dgar boom boom ๐ฅ
Matthew
autistic_enby 
ACAB for Cutie 
Karin Sorenby@dgar โบ๏ธ๐๐
Theta Sigma@dgar at least thatโs less stressful than when your PIN is stolen, which forces you to have yet another child and all the sleepless nights that entails.
@ThetaSigma
maybe thatโs why being born-again is so popularโฆ๐
maybe thatโs why being born-again is so popularโฆ๐
PamelaWaldman@ThetaSigma @dgar hilarious
SuddenGenesis@dgar I tried but Snoop Dogg isnโt even accepting my calls โน๏ธโน๏ธโน๏ธ
as234@dgar
.... or marrying again! ๐จ
.... or marrying again! ๐จ
Mark Mason@dgar once someone hacked my iPhone and I had to get new face.
MikeZilla Minus One@dgar excellent
Max Leibman has moved!@dgar At a prior job, I was frequently in a position where people would share passwords with me, so I got very good at guessing their petsโ names or their kidsโ birthdays based on their passwords.
Ed Davies@maxleibman @dgar Yeah, somewhere I did some work you didn't even need to bother to ask the women their password, just asking their horse's name came to the same thing.
Indy Richard ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ@dgar Password1 ! Here boy !!
Aviva Gary@dgar lol ๐
*slow claps*
Lonewolf@dgar my dogs name is password....
Erika Castillo 
@dgar Just get a new dog!
North Easton 
@dgar An opportunity to get more dogs.
Pat@dgar ๐๐๐
JamesB@dgar
Man, worst is having to rename your first pet even though they've been dead for 30 years.
Man, worst is having to rename your first pet even though they've been dead for 30 years.
Andrew Feeney@andrewfeeney @dgar Don't get me started on how much your mother complains that she has to change her maiden name.
@mw1cgg @dgar I mean, it's a whole thing right? The grandparents barely understand the internet let alone what LastPass do and why that means they have to change their name a third time now, so their daughter can change her maiden name, and that's to say nothing of dear old Great Nana, who is nearly 100.
Rdctd@dgar lilly2
Micah Warren@dgar This is why it's always best practice to salt your dog's name.
tekhedd@dgar I'm already changing my mother's maiden name twice a year and she's getting annoyed.
Mat@dgar Pro tip: make it your cat's name, and since he doesn't respond to his name anyways it doesn't matter if you change it.
Noa Resare@dgar shhh! It's supposed to be a secret
Sean Eric Fagan@dgar THERE ARE 49 OTHER STATES YOU CAN USE!
Frank Verhoeven@dgar Just add a number, thatโs what everyone does.
Lilian Edwards@dgar 1st lol of the day
Paul Adams@dgar You might want to consider having children
Esther 
๐ฑ๐พ๐ #fcknzs
reswob@dgar changed all my kids birthdays which really pissed them off.
But now that they are all combined with Christmas, it's so much easier to shop!
Justin Skists@dgar Thank heavens that you didn't use your partner's name. That would be an awkward bedroom moment....
"I'm sorry, my love. Someone stole my password. Honest."
Mike J๐น๐ ๐ค๐ป@dgar Wait until they steal the numerical representation of your fingerprints. Have you ever tried revoking your fingers?
Sean Murthy@dgar Or change the birthday of first girlfriend, boyfriend, child,...
Mark Darbyshire@dgar The worst thing about having my password stolen is having to rename my son.
kinyutaka
ConnelCould imagine this in the cold open on the security pod @carlfranklin
๐ก๐๐๐บ๐๐๐๐บ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ฑ
Dan Lovejoy@dgar
The joke is obvious, but I'll try anyway:
Her name is ;j0#slsop[sQ, but we call her ;j0 for short.
@Dan ๐
gr8nanjan@dgar Never understood the concept of using names/addresses etc., my passwords have always been a random word, number and a symbol. Not necessarily English either.
