To Whom It May Concern:
As a single, eligible man without a companion at this time, I am available for the position of Boyfriend and Companion as indicated in your online dating profile. I believe my skills in back massage, listening attentively, and comfortingly muttering ‘there, there’ will be well suited to the role.
I have many years of experience in talking with other humans of multiple genders, and will put this to use in conversations we have in the future. I can both listen and provide verbal contributions of my own to the endeavor.
My past track record for providing a limited but interesting array of options for dinner locations may prove valuable for conversations that include the phrase “what do you want to eat?” This is an area where my flexible and versatile culinary palate may be of significant value.
Thank you so much for your time and consideration, and I eagerly await your response.
Sincerely,
SuddenGenesis
Denis 🌏
Alan
Erik Uden 🚩
paulette d. koronkevich