Dave Merkel
SwiftOnSecurityI'm bringing shitposting to Mastodon buckle up
VJmes 🐤@SwiftOnSecurity Finally
Space Cowboy@SwiftOnSecurity thank goodness!
Jari Pennanen@SwiftOnSecurity Suspense! Remember to tag it so we can find it in the future. Maybe #shitposting
✨🦝 their noodleship, astrid 🦝 ✨
Sereno Casastorta 
Jeff the Alienshitposting is an anagram for 'top insights'
👩💻 Jess "GirlGerms" Dodson 
@SwiftOnSecurity this is the kindof thing I like to see on my Friday!
ALL THE SHITPOSTS!
Andy
Bill@SwiftOnSecurity Bringing? Like it's new?
BinBashVash@SwiftOnSecurity hold on to yer seatbealts buckaroos. 
Rob Bos
Jake Legg@SwiftOnSecurity “your mother was such a poor homemaker that she promised you a sandwich, but in fact it was a hotdog”
Atanas Entchev@SwiftOnSecurity What took you so long?
Zav@SwiftOnSecurity it's missing rn so good
Ruby S.
woops@SwiftOnSecurity sir have you seen the jorts horses ?
Stephen Wuebker
Kirk@SwiftOnSecurity
Poooop tooooot 🚂
Poooop tooooot 🚂
HeppyCat
Corentin
David Colborne@SwiftOnSecurity Mastodon doesn't have anywhere near enough content about corn and corn byproducts.
North Easton 
@SwiftOnSecurity hell yes let's go
Kabit Bunny ~ θΔ ~ 🔜🔜 Berlin@SwiftOnSecurity there's def a lot more shitty posts on other social media. Mastodon needs to catch up
Max Firestorm@SwiftOnSecurity Oh HELL yes
Asymmetricblue@SwiftOnSecurity shrug… whatever
Sarah T. Roberts, Ph.D.@SwiftOnSecurity @mmasnick Why did it take this long.
Chris Petrilli@SwiftOnSecurity it’s about time.
Gerg! ☕
Yuvraj Hanspal_Chef's Kiss_
𝕂ℕ𝔽 𝕀𝕆𝕆 ☎️@SwiftOnSecurity my server - SFBA - has a policy against this type of posting.
Jake Mauer@SwiftOnSecurity about fucking time I feel like I'm starving for the top of the social media food pyramid
Ricardo Cassel Schmitt 👋
Dança Circular mantra.mpg
mrchan
Nick 'The Viking'Don't make me stop this car.
Jim Jones@SwiftOnSecurity you are starting *now*? What was all that before?
Gretyl 
@SwiftOnSecurity https://jorts.horse is way ahead of you
Seaslime@SwiftOnSecurity it's called poop tooting here
Saúl Ace 
@SwiftOnSecurity this is the energy I’m here for.
stateless
Cassandrich@SwiftOnSecurity Ok but you have to call it sharting. 💩💨 Sorry I don't make the rules. 😂
bacon_avenger
MattT ✅
elmizzt@SwiftOnSecurity my body is ready
Christina Warren@SwiftOnSecurity thank God. Also, follow me back already!!
Brandon LeBlanc
andreasdotorg@SwiftOnSecurity my body is ready
Brian Drell
Siggi Bjarnason 🤠@SwiftOnSecurity looking forward to it
Bilbo Fett @SwiftOnSecurity we ride or die for corn, Tay
Michiel Haisma@SwiftOnSecurity took you long enough
Mike Mathews@SwiftOnSecurity Best news I've had all week. Go for it!
GabrieI FMsomeone begs to differ
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bayesianboy (@[email protected])
Mastodon is slack in a party hat. You will not convince me this site is for shitposting.
Mario Ocasio 🇵🇷@SwiftOnSecurity Welcome!!!
Ben Winslow@SwiftOnSecurity I’m here in hopes of more Cortana fan fiction
Dan Ciruli@SwiftOnSecurity It the immortal words of Lizzo...
It's about damn time!
tamiko@SwiftOnSecurity Do not threaten us with a good time
Kent Brewster@SwiftOnSecurity over here we say "pooptooting."
Jemal Cole Loves Each of You@kentbrew @SwiftOnSecurity but posting from the can is “tootpooping.”