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Official Mastodon account of the annual Lee Keltner memorial grave piss.

Hey look, an actually helpful and detailed comment from a Target loss prevention guy, in response to “omg is it true they wait til you’ve stolen a felony amount to get you??!!1”

TLDR: wear mask. Don’t carry or wear unique identifiers (pay in cash if you’re stealing while buying). Don’t be predictable. Assume you’re on camera (doesn’t necessarily mean someone’s watching). Be quick.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1mcbw6x/comment/n5t6pcb/

Obviously be careful. Use cash, try to change up how you look without being suspicious, blend in, don't be wreckless...
But don't try to convince people that ringing up a $30 item for $3 is The Shawshank Redemption.

"Nooo you can't boost from the self checkout, they have sophisticated monitoring systems!"

Liberals love to come up with woke sounding ways to encourage people to obey the law. People boost from selfcheckout all day every day. They only catch a small fraction of those who do it.

I've been gaslit for decades that open office works great. It's awful. I hate it
Why is open office...... Like that?
Whole lotta talk about restorative justice yet silence about restorative butt stuff. Curious.

I really hate to see all the people quote tweeting that clip of that chud pulling Palestine protesters off the road saying they need to fight him. To me, it's just calling them pussies for doing something incredibly brave from behind a keyboard.

I don't disagree with the overall point that activists need to be more capable of self-defense, but shitting on people taking huge risks to make that while you aren't is really gross. They are treating struggle as content to consume. I would hope the people making those hot takes are either helping the people they're shitting on get out of jail, or train radicals in their community for self-defense.

Its very funny to be told by someone that I need to "learn to move like urban guerrillas" by someone who complains that militant mass actions against the police are ableist because they involve marching.
Pause! (ActRaiser, Square Enix, SNES, 1990) #retrogaming #gaming

What's everyone's favorite 2020 radlib grift?

Locally, we had a woke moving truck which takes the cake for me.