anyone can start a podcast. my goal *pulling out a sword* is to stop one
@ElleGray you can start with Beach too sandy, water too wet. They jumped the shark about 60 episodes in.
@ElleGray How about shorten one? Please shorten some, they are all too long.
@ntnsndr the sword could also be used for editing lol
@ElleGray I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career.
@ElleGray Perhaps you need ... Podcast-B-Gone?
@ElleGray a noble goal, may your sword be unsheathed many times and wielded mercilessly
@ElleGray Mixing things up, want a true podcast crime.
@ElleGray This podcast could have been an email.
@ElleGray I would watch the shit out of this monster of the week / procedural
@ElleGray welcome to “Killing Pods” the podcast where we – *sound of sword slicing the jugular*
@ElleGray "This could have been a shitpost!" <schwing>
@ElleGray @mjg59 puts rather a different spin on Highlander...
@ElleGray you succeeded. I quit my latest podcast idea
@ElleGray most stop by themselves. 88% last only 6 month before content ceases
@ElleGray I would be happy if you could just use it to slice them in half, because goddammit who has a whole hour free for anything anymore!?
@ElleGray @docpop …just one? You can do better, I have faith! Aim high!
@ElleGray keep away from my Smartless
@ElleGray @inarox you need to follow this person
@ElleGray "hey Joe! Experience THIS"
@ElleGray SO TRY, COME AND GET ME (please don't, I'm scared)
@ElleGray This sounds like a good time to plug I Don't Have A Podcast https://idonthaveapodcast.netlify.app/
I Don't Have A Podcast

Are all your friends starting podcasts? Does that make you never want to start your own? Proclaim your dedication to never start your own podcast.

https://idonthaveapodcast.netlify.app/

@ElleGray I’m not going to be able to attribute it because I refuse to sign into Twitter to look it up, but my favorite comment on the subject:

“I think it’s very brave when a man doesn’t start a podcast.”