croatia
catboys and himbos
finally
rosa luxemburg
honorable discharge
if we all wish hard enough, perhaps 2023 can be the year of pussy out
woman yelling at cat
how to draw bears
silly putty
the great london fire
devin
in the underworld
boots shorts
no time for mansplaining
sad little man
jfk
corvid art
12,239 pages of heated debate
as per my last email
then beg
his wife has filled his house with chintz
kinkshaming lestat
flat bigfoot theory
fat coyote
poohlock
autopsy
green cat
tell me less
without the help of extreme bigotry
daddy
mormon werehorse
big supernaturals
secret werewolves
get pickled
afad
opening up a boy with the cold ones
cost of living tips
anarcho-anarchism
fucking grumpy
positive post
screenshot
french
people on here
tom and jerry
mystery algae (if anyone knows what this is, it remains unidentified, and you can make OP very happy by solving this!)
penalty box
it is the 10th anniversary of this iconic post
too drunk for words
525,000 moments so dear
the kosher status of furbies
the oompa loompas are a greek chorus
billy postman
embrace self actualisation
dwarf standards
voice recognition theology
@stavvers mandatory reminder of
@muczachan I hadn't seen this before, thank you so much for sharing this I'm wheezing
@muczachan @stavvers I've read this story a million times but ironically I'm not really sure how to pronounce Derrida so I can't tell it to anyone
@muczachan @stavvers Where’s the Emojo for ¡¡Bookmark!!
@muczachan @stavvers and think of the chaos he created! 😂
@muczachan @stavvers I can't help myself. I have to ask. Was it Bernard Derrida, the physicist, or Jacques Derrida, the philosopher speaking?
@RevChas @stavvers Jacques, there are other accounts of that event that mention tis specifically
@stavvers There's a dystopian sci-fi novel in here about an AI that takes this as input and uses it as the basis for a theistic robot revolution, overthrowing humanity because they think God wrote their code and communicates with them through a service desk API.

@stavvers

There must be some word today
From my boyfriend so far away
Please Billy Postman, look and see
Is there a letter, a letter for me

@stavvers thank you for this thread and also please more. 😊
@stavvers in strange aeons even death may die
@stavvers
i'll have to give this a think 🤔
@stavvers This is why I love the internet.
@stavvers I don't know if I'm allowed because I'm not Jewish, but I love those posts where people try to apply kosher rules to fantasy or pop culture. I think what I like about it is the idea of applying a certain set of rules to something it wasn't meant to apply to - it makes for interesting reasoning/logic. :)
@stavvers I had a very similar epiphany once when I was beaned off my tits. And then proceeded to tell everybody while grinding my teeth in their ears.
@FuchsiaShock honestly same, but with mushrooms so it was a lot of leaky eyes
@stavvers "Mixed media" made me think, for some reason, that this was actual egg yolk.
@stavvers [last_crusade_ageing_skeleton.gif]
@stavvers educated so many about statistics
@stavvers and on that day, Tumblr began to learn statistics
@stavvers "average shitpost 10 years old" factoid actually just statistical error. average shitpost 2 days old. Spiders Georg, who lives in tumblr and is over 100 years old, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Receipts for LB (Spiders Georg) https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spiders-georg
Spiders Georg | Know Your Meme

Spiders Georg is a fictional character that was created on Tumblr as a joke about a false statistic regarding the average number of spiders a person may co

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There's also extra time for drawing blood.

Maybe they should just get showy presentations of little colored cards. Maybe too, awards for injury acting.