Wait, Elon Musk hasn't sued Mastodon into oblivion yet?
@RevChas
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.chrisGrinding down my teeth into a fine powder because they still need to get the chalk to outline the bodies from somewhere.
ErinEphThe amount of home renovations you have to do to become a proper serial killer is just too much. Takes me right out of it as a career track
FRO VOPLATO: will you teach me philosophy
SOCRATES: why
PLATO: thank you
Renewable Guydraulic Menergyme: someone told me the big turkey legs at the renaissance fair were actually emu drumsticks, but sold as turkey legs. which actually made me feel strangely better because that made a modicum of sense.
but then someone else told me that's inaccurate and they are just unusually huge turkey legs and i am back at feeling weirder than ever about it.
some grad student: okay so when you emailed saying you needed an expert medievalist...
LadyBusinessTomorrow is X-mas for groundhogs
lizzardHappy Large Boulder the Size of a Small Boulder Day! Please celebrate by posting pictures of rocks of indeterminate sizes or maybe your favorite boulder
flexghost.Here’s a picture of completely empty bookshelves in a Florida classroom after DeSantis ordered teachers to remove all books or else face felony charges
Imagine being a chuklefuck Republican and thinking this is a win.
OldAndCrankyMy daughter told me that if a crow befriends you it will teach its younger generations to cast aspersions on your enemies. I need to befriend a crow. Then I need to find some enemies. This sounds like a fun project .
Firecracker Lizzy 💣💥Fitness app: Don't forget to take a sip of water
"Umm, there's ice in my bourbon. Does that count?"