JoeDai
Corey QuinnLet’s see how Mastodon does with one of these:
Reply to this toot with what you do, and I’ll tell you why you’re probably going to get fired.
Horst Thieme@Quinnypig Smart City Manager.
@ibigfoot Dumb citizens.
Mikio Braun 🪼@Quinnypig consulting teams how to build data driven products.
@mikiobraun Failure to confirm a key stakehokder’s preexisting bias.
@Quinnypig ah good, I was worried about accidentally creating a sentient AI, but this is much more probable.
bertrand 🏃 👨💻 🎸Identity and Access Management consultant
Andy Watson@Quinnypig I'm a principal engineer which means i mostly get to point out to mere senior engineers that their code and infrastructure is either drastically under or over engineered and there's nothing they can do to convince me otherwise.
Trading Places Research@Quinnypig I am a freelance researcher for hedge funds and I host a service at Seeking Alpha
@TradingPlacesResearch hedge funds don’t do anything involving the word “free,” and you’ll be declared redundant once someone actually finds alpha.
Stephan Bruijnis@Quinnypig Low code developer
@stephanbruijnis confusing “low code” with “low quality code.”
Greg Etling@Quinnypig Assuming you’ll avoid the obvious - presales engineer at the blue cloud company.
@getling It’s not premarital sex if you never marry; similarly it’s not presales if nobody ever buys.
Tim Schofield@Quinnypig Contract IT infrastructure project manager
@chiefoldmist someone misreads your title as “Smart Contract…” and figures you’re a scam.
Major Hayden@Quinnypig Post memes and hilarious GIFs on internal Slack.
@major The rest of the company is wondering where the hell you are since they’re using Teams.
Dan Cornell@Quinnypig I'm retired
SpaceLifeFormIt's hard to get fired when one is retired.
@SpaceLifeForm hurled back into the workforce so your pet can have some Alone Time during the day.
Russell Heimlich@Quinnypig Webmaster
@kingkool68 Cancelled due to problematic job title.
Carlos Alfaro@Quinnypig Manage, maintain and evolve an OutSystems LowCode Application Development Platform Infrastructure, help the development teams with their architecture and follow best practices, also checking the developed code quality
@C_Alfaro Someone calls your bluff and looks up what each of those words means.
Doctor Memory@Quinnypig lead SRE at a manufacturing tech startup
Matt Hardy 3.11 for Workgroups@Quinnypig Infrastructure consultant working at a small software provider.
@TechnicalAdept Small software provider gets hyper-scale cloud bill.
gar@Quinnypig write webservices to automate weather-based insurance
@gar Your storm prediction model didn’t account for shitstorms.
Stu Miniman 
@Quinnypig marketing and strategy for the leading Kubernetes platform
@stum GKE conducts a round of layoffs.
Cranky David@Quinnypig
retired to a life of tooting
retired to a life of tooting
infinita740@Quinnypig Cloud point of sale software
Stephen Yeargin@Quinnypig Write accounting software in NodeJS/MongoDB that runs on AWS Lambda.
@stephenyeargin Having no way to predict what the accounting software costs to run.
@Quinnypig Far too real.
StabbyCutyou@Quinnypig senior engineering manager
@StabbyCutyou Not being hardcore enough.
the grinch 
@Quinnypig Vulnerability Research
@grinch Being the worst couples’ counselor ever.
APT Ate My Homework@Quinnypig SIEM and log management implementation
@http_error_418 Someone discovers what rsyslog + grep cost.
@Quinnypig haha at a previous place we actually did this for a substantial proportion of the data (about 1/4)
Everywhere else has had more money than sense.
Also you don't want to know the issues I've seen with syslog implementations
auslander@Quinnypig IT Infrastructure Architect
@auslander The company’s PowerPoint licenses expire.
Mark Keisler@Quinnypig I'm a principal engineer cloud architect!
@grimm There’s a sudden shortage of adjectives and they need to reclaim the ones in your job title.
Erik Johnson@Quinnypig Automating configuration of a global CDN
@terminalmage Someone realizes that there’s a web interface they can click instead.
Alex Palcuie@Quinnypig SRE for GCE
@palcu Cloud Run gets broader adoption.
uberpinguin 📎 (He/Him)@Quinnypig infrastructure monitoring, alerting, and event management.
@uberpinguin Someone realizes Nagios is free.
@Quinnypig they'll be back when they realize how much work it is to administer for 600k+ endpoints in a dynamic environment :)
R.Lawson@Quinnypig Broadcast Television System Admin
@avidrhl Failing to cut to commercial leads to an unfortunate hot mic incident.