Let’s see how Mastodon does with one of these:

Reply to this toot with what you do, and I’ll tell you why you’re probably going to get fired.

@Quinnypig I am a freelance researcher for hedge funds and I host a service at Seeking Alpha
@TradingPlacesResearch hedge funds don’t do anything involving the word “free,” and you’ll be declared redundant once someone actually finds alpha.