Last week was a mess for working out, but back on the board today with some bench press and accessory work. Left shoulder is kinda bitchy but we got the work done

#WeHackHealth

Susanna Hoffs is a fucking PROBLEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rOEf9vF1kc

Seriously, are we really going to let this woman roam around the Earth with a tambourine? To say nothing of her being allowed to have hips?

Problem

So fucking happy I don't have to go to RSA this week

Damn I miss seeing all my security industry buddies, but I don't miss ... everything else

Everyone headed out this week - hope you have easy travel and great meetings. RSA is tremendous because it gets a lot of folks in the same place and that's how magic happens

Just happy I don't have to do client meetings, analyst briefings, happy hours, and all the other nonsense

Nothing wrong with it. I'm just lucky to be able to avoid it

Took the "kids" (24-25) shooting this weekend. After a particularly unsuccessful course of fire, one of them yelled "Don't draft me unless you want to LOSE this Iran war"

Don't know if I'd say the kids are all right, but at least they're kinda paying attention

These kids (24-25) are all arguing about which of them is the oldest so I had to remind them that my wife and I have been dating longer than any of them have been alive

That seemed to shut down that line of discussion. Now they're playing MarioCart

Called my brother who runs a handyman service up in Chicago today

Me: Hey, man

Brother: How's it going?

Me: I was calling to get you to remind me of how you fixed the septic system when it backed up last Thanksgiving

Brother: So "bad" is how it's going?

The important things is we got everything sorted out. Our "nephew" is here this weekend with his college buddies so I'm sure some 24 year old flushed an apple core down a toilet or some other kid-nonsense like that

Damn I hope Larry David is available this weekend for an SNL appearance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3AtWdeu_G0