Karl FuzzDec 31, 2022
Casey Newton
Elon Musk Becomes First Person Ever to Lose $200 Billion https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-30/elon-musk-becomes-first-person-ever-to-lose-200-billion
Dec 31, 2022 at 3:22amIvory for iOS
Show threadStefanDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton giving trump a run for his borrowed money.
Show threadanggiar Dec 31, 2022
@stefan @caseynewton lmao
Show threadlouisgrayDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton would you say FSD stands for Full Self Dilution or Full Self Delusion at this point?
Show threadScottDec 31, 2022
@louisgray @caseynewton Fool’s self-delusion.
Show threadShingo Mouse 🌳Dec 31, 2022
@louisgray @caseynewton What about Fool's Self Destruction?
Show threadWrenDec 31, 2022

@caseynewton

POOR baby

Show threadCarlos Sierra 🌹Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton Fun times!
Show threadℹ️❤️🖥 aka Compy-chanDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton poggers
Show threadCranky DavidDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton
on the plus side: he isn't done losing yet.
Show threadSean C.Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy
Show threadVoronDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton
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The biggest loser
Show threadJTDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton
Show threadSean HardingDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton I volunteer to be second, if someone will first give me $201 Billion.
Show threadaburka 🫣Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton I'm sure it's just behind the couch cushions somewhere
Show threadKatLSDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton congratulations 🥳🥳
Show threadC. Wess DanielsDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton 👏👏👏
Show threadMatt ⎊ Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton that’s what makes him the GOAT dot gif ✌️
Show threadKevin JonesDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton obligatory meme
Show threadRichard S. Westmoreland  Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton inflation is out of control
Show threadleading cackle influencerDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton one does not exactly hate to see it
Show threadIsaac RabinovitchDec 31, 2022

@caseynewton Meh. He's still worth way too much. Because most of his net worth is Tesla stock which is *still* horribly inflated.

I say again, Tesla has 3% of the car market, GM has 15%. Yet Tesla is worth 8 times as much? Why?

Show threadScottDec 31, 2022
@isaac32767 @caseynewton Because the market hates unions, and Tesla’s workers have yet to unionize.
Show threadheffaDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton lol
Show threadProkofyDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton Well, a billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you're talking about real money...
Show threadStreeter SweeperDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton money is just lines of code in the Matrix! At least that is what he is telling himself right now.
Show threadSteve TorrenteDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton hahahaha
Show threadNilesh PatelDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton You love to see it.
Show threadKansas GrantDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton I flatter myself that my own near-abandonment of the bird site played some infinitesimally small role in that.
Show threadMauraDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton
And he did it biggly
Show threadPeter AbrahamDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton hahahaha. I'm disappointed you did not write that headline Casey.
Show threadRuth Zakarin 🧶🪬😷Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton
Yet…
People still invest gobs of money in businesses he runs. While folks doing amazing work in communities across the country struggle with limited resources and scarce support. I have such a hard time with that.
Show threadÇ'thûłhů👾Rants! 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇨🇦Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton
It's schadenfreudelicious!
Show threadCarlosDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton what a moron.
Show threadSean GDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton Oh that’s nice
Show threadBenj Soule🫂💙HumanityFirst🌅Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton He's into conspiracy theories now. Elon in wonderland.
Show threadbusticatedDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton and his lifestyle is wholly unaffected
Show threadEhsanDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton everyone here seems to be conflating unrealized gains with actual money.
Show threadItwasntmeDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton I’d watch if he and Putin were the first two to meet in the large hadron collider.
Show threadlatcaDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton hold my beer …
Show threadTim McElreathDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton Is that a lot? Because that seems like it might be a lot
Show threadScenarioDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton He didn’t lose it per se. He sold Tesla stock at three peaks and netted billions in realized cash gains. In doing so, he drained the retirement accounts of unsuspecting shareholders. Tesla shareholders lost billions. Not Elon Musk.
Show threadEric DannewitzDec 31, 2022

@caseynewton

Yeah, but he got so many memes out of it #memelord #spacekaren and really owned the libs.

Show threadDarryl RammDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton A hundred billion here, and a hundred billion there, and pretty soon you're talking real money.
Show thread*___,_°Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton There surely are lots of right wing assholes to help him out.
I suppose this was the model of Profit from the beginning
Show threadrahlzle dazle (Richard)Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton Worlds most successful looser.
Show threadmjfgatesDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton Congratulations, Elon!
Show threadChrisDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton money is real!
Show threadVeroDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton hahahahaha
Show threadFabio NerolamentiDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton @Gargron Life Goals! 😜
Show threadJane Manchun WongDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton quite an accomplishment 👏👏
Show threadFeynman 🔴Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton https://archive.vn/iQlTL
Show threadJuicyMooseDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton i wish i had the opportunity to even try that. sounds fun.
Show threadRoadskater, Ph.D.Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton And somewhere, someone is playing a mournful song on the world's tiniest violin.
Show threadRylaDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton ​​ congratulations!
Show threadSaagar JhaDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton Mayoshi Son getting some competition I see
Show threadJordan WarshavskyDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton that takes some real effort. Kudos to Elon, he really IS trying to burn it all down.
Show threadPaulina Dec 31, 2022
@caseynewton — Freaking Biggest Loser 🏆
Show threadGanWeavingDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton good job!
Show threadValutreeDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton Couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow.
Show threadJoyographicDec 31, 2022
@caseynewton have you checked the couch cushions? It must be around here somewhere