BrianKrebs
It's time for the test: A head of lettuce vs. Tesla stock price staying above $100. Any takers?
Dec 27, 2022 at 8:42pmWeb
Show threadVissDec 27, 2022

@briankrebs

i'd wager its highly probable it'll dip below 100. either today, or before the end of the week

Show threadSentry23Dec 27, 2022
@Viss @briankrebs Unless the forced selling point of the collateral is above 100, and you'll see it bottom out without even halting at 100.
Show threadBrianKrebsDec 27, 2022
Imagine posting shit like this while all your stockholders are screaming at you to STFU, and/or just abandoning the Titanic.
Show threadAndrew Ulysses BakerDec 27, 2022
@briankrebs I would rather buy the head of lettuce for $100.
Show threadMariya DelanoDec 27, 2022
@briankrebs yes please i want this now. Lettuce begin another showdown 👀
Show threadRichard BairwellDec 27, 2022
@mariyadelano @briankrebs The news cycle seems so short nowadays, it might even be the same lettuce.
Show threadMariya DelanoDec 27, 2022
@rbairwell @briankrebs that lettuce is a hero we didn’t know we needed.
Show threadzbeckerDec 27, 2022

@briankrebs

Someone a joked few days ago about elon trying to get #TSLA down to $4.20

#Tesla

Edit: grammar

Show threadTillyCatDec 27, 2022
@briankrebs
The Tesla bursts into flames when it loses.
Show threadMike ShewardDec 27, 2022
@briankrebs the lettuce is mostly made up of water, so we know it has more liquidity
Show threadRachel LawsonDec 27, 2022
@briankrebs I dunno. It would be an expensive lettuce at $100. Or are we talking Waitrose here??
Show threadRob HoneycuttDec 27, 2022
@briankrebs
I'm bullish on the lettuce.
Show threadThe IT NerdDec 27, 2022
@briankrebs The lettuce will win.
Show threadBruce Heerssen Dec 27, 2022
@briankrebs Hell, at this point, I'd put Tesla up against an avocado.
Show threadnumber137Dec 27, 2022
a lettuce rarely bursts into flames and collides only morally with children - I am bullish for salat
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Show threadAT HayesDec 27, 2022
@briankrebs Right now? Heck naw. Dude set fire to his reality distortion field generator.
Show threadXavier Knol Dec 27, 2022
@briankrebs I wonder if i should do a short 🤔
Show threadSwaderDec 27, 2022
@briankrebs I had to take a quick look before I took that up - I'd be surprised if it stayed above $100 by the end of Thursday.
Show threadMitch TDec 27, 2022
@briankrebs it says on Google "closed after 4:44pm gmt-5"
Show threadJohn_G_R_WilsonDec 28, 2022
@briankrebs My money is on the lettuce. I predict that Tesla goes below $50 a share in 2023.
Show threadSaranya1008Dec 28, 2022
@briankrebs He has definitely ruined his brand .
Show threadZoomer AntimillenarianDec 28, 2022
No bet. But I do wonder whether and how much Tesla's price would immediately rebound in the aftermath of a successful shareholder revolt. Elon is probably well below replacement-level CEO now.
Show threadMazal ​Dec 28, 2022

@briankrebs you're late to the party—odds not worth much.

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youtuber launches match more than a month ago. 😂​

Show threadLittle DetritusDec 28, 2022
@briankrebs #teamlettuce
Show threadMike CzerskiDec 28, 2022

@briankrebs
Good chance for sub $100 today...

Hell, $10 by summer (if not earlier).

I give them they had some good early ideas, but competitors are catching up.

And given the varying quality issues, and p**s poor customer support, I don't see it ending well for Tesla. Earlier adopters/tech bro's != Your average car user/customer.

And then we have the CEOs behaviour on top of that... 🤔