Who are your favourite shitposters in the #fediverse? My timeline is lacking stupidity
trust this to be my most popular post yet
@sophie it’s time for @Ciaraioch to stand up and shine
@jamie @sophie Stupid is my middle name
@Ciaraioch @jamie i saw your post about a new crush and instantly followed

@sophie @shanselman well, @fro_vo is here - and I'd bet most people they follow are what you're looking for.

Thinking Mastodon needs a Favstar.

@sophie My server, and I think many, specially has rules that call out shitposting as undesirable. I don’t know if that will be sustainable long-term, but it’s kept numbers down so far. Have to find a server that allows it, but also isn’t so permissive of worse behavior that it gets defederated.
@sophie sorry; i'll try harder next year.
@brucelawson I'm honestly disappointed in you Bruce
@sophie there's a shitposter-heavy instance at jorts.horse, I had some luck just searching for that and following some of the people I found on it
@nickrw @sophie this raises a question for me: how can I find prominent posters on an instance? Ideally I'd want to find viral posts within a single instance, some idea of virality across instances would be cool to measure too
@tomsherman @nickrw my understanding is that Mastodon isn't really designed to have that kind of prominence. Which is either a good or a bad thing depending on how you felt about the popularity contest style of Twitter.
@sophie @nickrw for sure. I'm looking for more Tumblr vibes tho, where silly little posts would just pop up from time to time

@sophie @nickrw honestly just "most re-tooted posts from the last week" on an instance would solve this I think

Edit: wait, isn't this already a thing on your local instance? At /explore, this is just inaccessible on non-local instances 😕

Edit again: ah, it's just https://jorts.horse/explore that's not accessible

@sophie no one mentioned @garfiald and @healyn yet?

Truly the Frick and Frack of our era.

@jefflembeck @sophie I'd heartily recommend @[email protected], with the caveat that the line between stupidity and genius can be very, very thin. Absolute command of the shitposting form, though.
@sophie they've got an entire instance, mk.absturztau.be
@sophie It’s not exactly shitposting, but I follow a few webcomic artists I enjoy: @drewtoothpaste and @oatmeal
I also could use more stupid / silly in my timeline.
@sophie @scottjshapiro is a prolific shit poster and also incredibly smart... well, smart for someone who teaches philosophy. @benjaminwittes has a great timeline cleanse with his #beastoftheday series. Another great follow is @threddyrex, @threddyrex.
@sophie Few purple mixes pure shitposting with hard-core facts as well as @SwiftOnSecurity
@roseen @SwiftOnSecurity ahh yes I followed them on Twitter! Glad they're here too!
@sophie this is the right question
@benjaminwittes why I'm giving Richard hanania's mastodon alt the benefit of the doubt.
@sophie Check out @Gogs and @BeTheCookie - they are adding all types of sillyness to my timeline
@LarsJohannessen @sophie @BeTheCookie And I’ll do it again! (Thanks Lars!)
@Gogs @LarsJohannessen @sophie for the record my posts are 100% guaranteed
@sophie I can now volunteer myself as a shitposter
@sophie @alexanderblechman has achieved a mastery of the art form that few can match.

@sophie shitposter is just hipster with a few extra letters

(sorry, this occurred to me and someone else had to know)

@sophie I think you might find this interesting: https://mstdn.jp/@ginnyhogan/109552257769932087
Ginny Hogan (@[email protected])

Ok if Eve Hewson is really Bono’s daughter, the. WHY on EARTH does she have a last name??

mstdn.jp
@sophie @ancient_catbus (that whole instance probably, but I haven't actually read the local feed).
@SRLevine @sophie jorts has imo the best feed in the whole darn fediverse, at least if we're judging by shitposting prowess
@sophie I am my own least favorite shitpoaster.