Imagine how much it would cost to hire LeBron James to write content for your website. Imagine miraculously getting him to do it for free. Imagine then driving him away from your website so you can fail to collect $96 from him annually
Outbreak day in The Last Of Us was Sept 26th 2003. The Simpsons: Hit & Run came out Sept 16th 2003. What a cruel fate for gamers, just 10 days of blissful Simpsons vehicular mayhem before the fungus zombie apocalypse
An economic crisis in Silicon Valley is really bad for my consulting firm that takes vowels out of app names
We've created AI that can draw and write but never one that can feel... until now. Introducing AngstBot
Cats eat their dead owners as a sign of respect. They are bestowing the highest honor of feline society, turning them into cat
If your broadsword has a big blinking eye on it the blade is probably cursed
People are using ChatGPT wrong. It's not meant for "accurate information" or "good writing." It's for instantly bringing your dumbest ideas to life with machine-like precision
You’re laughing. A dentist’s favorite time is tooth-hurty and you’re laughing.
Brands can’t say “Super Bowl” without spending millions of dollars but as a normal person you can say it as much as you want
Tell your friends “Welcome to my Super Bowl party the official home of NFL action.” You just enjoyed $500 million of free trademark licensing
Scientists warn if we don't start building brooding shadowy megastructures our dystopia won't be neo-noir like Blade Runner
