Prosecco LiberalDec 20, 2022
Roxi Horror 💀🌸

SPENDING HOLIDAYS WITH FAMILY
• boring & predictable
• your family might upset you with weird gifts

SPENDING HOLIDAYS WITH A CROW YOU MET IN A PARK
• exciting & new
• crows won't make weird comments about your hair
• any gift that the crow gives you will be perfect

Dec 20, 2022 at 5:40pmWeb
Show threadBrandon "Dreg Mangler" KirkmanDec 20, 2022
@roxiqt and on the last point, usually very shiny!
Show threadsimoneDec 20, 2022
@roxiqt but what is your gift for the crow?
Show threadRoxi Horror 💀🌸Dec 20, 2022
@astrofesso our beautiful friendship :) they also like tater tots and dried pet food
Show threadsimoneDec 20, 2022
@roxiqt I'm happy for you both ☺️
Show threadRob Talks About Beer🍺Dec 20, 2022
@roxiqt crows also don't ask awkward questions about your relationships.
Show threadRoxi Horror 💀🌸Dec 20, 2022
@robfrominternet such an underrated bonus
Show threadMorganDec 21, 2022
@robfrominternet @roxiqt crows don't pressure ur fiance to have kids with you 🙃
Show threadLeeFDec 20, 2022

@roxiqt

As a survivor of many family holiday dinners I can vouch for this truth.

Show threadMadpiperDec 20, 2022
@roxiqt sometimes they hang out with trash pandas too
Show threadDianneDec 20, 2022
@roxiqt crows won’t talk about something you can’t fix immediately i.e. acne (which is normal) as a greeting.
Show threadPigletDec 20, 2022
@roxiqt @Stoat
Show threadSeekWhatsRightDec 20, 2022
@roxiqt Crows could dive and strike you not just once, but repetitively. So stay away from their nest and invent them over to your place for a good time.
Show threadBonnie SchwertnerDec 20, 2022
@roxiqt Sounds like a definite trade up!
Show threadNicole M.Dec 20, 2022
@roxiqt my favorite crow story https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/no3mnr/how_to_save_a_life_adopt_a_murder_of_crows/
How to save a life, adopt a murder of crows apparently: [oregon] I accidentally created an army of crow body guards. Am I liable if my murder attempts murder? /r/legaladvice

**Original:** [**\[oregon\] I accidentally created an army of crow body guards. Am I liable if my murder attempts...

reddit
Show threadThomas H Jones IIDec 21, 2022

@roxiqt

If not perfect, the gift will at least be shiny.

Show threadA Peculiar WitchDec 24, 2022
@roxiqt do you have a spare crow? I can't handle much more of the alternative...