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Roxi Horror 💀🌸Dec 20, 2022

SPENDING HOLIDAYS WITH FAMILY
• boring & predictable
• your family might upset you with weird gifts

SPENDING HOLIDAYS WITH A CROW YOU MET IN A PARK
• exciting & new
• crows won't make weird comments about your hair
• any gift that the crow gives you will be perfect

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Nicole M.

@roxiqt my favorite crow story https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/no3mnr/how_to_save_a_life_adopt_a_murder_of_crows/

How to save a life, adopt a murder of crows apparently: [oregon] I accidentally created an army of crow body guards. Am I liable if my murder attempts murder? /r/legaladvice

**Original:** [**\[oregon\] I accidentally created an army of crow body guards. Am I liable if my murder attempts...