SPENDING HOLIDAYS WITH FAMILY
β€’ boring & predictable
β€’ your family might upset you with weird gifts

SPENDING HOLIDAYS WITH A CROW YOU MET IN A PARK
β€’ exciting & new
β€’ crows won't make weird comments about your hair
β€’ any gift that the crow gives you will be perfect

@roxiqt crows also don't ask awkward questions about your relationships.
@robfrominternet @roxiqt crows don't pressure ur fiance to have kids with you πŸ™ƒ