SPENDING HOLIDAYS WITH FAMILY
• boring & predictable
• your family might upset you with weird gifts

SPENDING HOLIDAYS WITH A CROW YOU MET IN A PARK
• exciting & new
• crows won't make weird comments about your hair
• any gift that the crow gives you will be perfect

@roxiqt crows also don't ask awkward questions about your relationships.
@robfrominternet @roxiqt crows don't pressure ur fiance to have kids with you 🙃