Attention flock: Please let all your Mastodonian friends know that the deity formerly known as TheTweetOfGod has switched universes, moved here, and brought his wit, wisdom, and unceasing need for more followers with him.
@TheTweetOfGod I have followed you over from Twit Hell. Saved! lol
@TheTweetOfGod For branding purposes, should it be "TheTootOfGod?" Maybe you can be grandfathered in. ๐Ÿค”
@TheTweetOfGod You have turned your back on them. Their world will burn soon.
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Welcome๐Ÿ™
@TheTweetOfGod At least God isn't following everyone anymore. That's progress. ๐Ÿค“
@TheTweetOfGod O Lord, art thou contemplating changing your title to TheTootOfGod to reflect this change?
@TheTweetOfGod Happy to see you here, God.
@TheTweetOfGod
No. I donโ€™t do missionary duty.
However, if they read my response to you, then I get to keep my principles and you still get some exposure. Thatโ€™s a win-win. And win ๐Ÿ™‚
@TheTweetOfGod excellent timing I hope your sonโ€™s impending birth goes well
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Damn. It is so hard to tell which god is real these days...
@TheTweetOfGod @larand Can you at least agree that you were perhaps a bit hasty to extinct mastodons all those years ago?
@joshua @TheTweetOfGod @larand OMG that reminds me of the blessed mastodon that a paleontologist here in Michigan named after Farmer John in whose field the fossil bones were found... #JohnMastodon
@TheTweetOfGod Happy to say I knew God (or his ghost writer) in childhood! :)
@TheTweetOfGod Welcome!! There is an imposter deity here I followed for a bit, but there's nothing like the real thing.
@TheTweetOfGod Shouldn't that be "TheTootOfGod"?
@TheTweetOfGod even God don't want to be on Birdsite. ๐Ÿคฃ
@TheTweetOfGod Wait, is Justin Bieber here too?
Glory be to the @TheTweetOfGod now fully transunified to Mastodon.
@TheTweetOfGod The land of Ganesh welcomes you
@mistersql @TheTweetOfGod This is a highly underrated toot. ๐Ÿ˜‚

@TheTweetOfGod

Welcome! (BTW, renaming yourself The Toot of God would be hilarious.)

@TheTweetOfGod Shouldn't you be called TheTootOfGod now?
@TheTweetOfGod Damn, I heard the other universe needs a new CEO
@TheTweetOfGod Looking forward to the runoff election with @godpod

@TheTweetOfGod

Even though I am not following any gods (neither here nor elsewhere), it is still reassuring to know that god is now also with us at #mastodon

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Human bless you!๐Ÿ‘
@TheTweetOfGod @Fiederels We modestly propose His Noodliness change their name to 'theTwootOfGod' then, please?
@TheTweetOfGod hey god my friend, welcome to fediverse, please read the policy and code of conduct of your fed first and happy godding
And @TheTweetOfGod spoke all these words, saying, โ€œI am the Tooter your God, who brought you out of the site of #Twitter, out of the house of slavery.โ€
@TheTweetOfGod Thank God you're here, or thank you for you being here.๐Ÿ˜œ
@TheTweetOfGod I shall tell it. On the mountain.
@TheTweetOfGod I am following you oh great and mighty one ๐Ÿ˜‰
@TheTweetOfGod So happy to have you around here, God! You were one of the ones I was missing when I (almost so far) moved here.

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The Toot of God would an awesome re-branding and worth the effort.

@TheTweetOfGod right on dude! (Buddy Christ thumbs up) ๐Ÿ˜
@TheTweetOfGod are you related to the hand of god?
@TheTweetOfGod I knew God existed. ๐Ÿ˜‡Welcome to the other side.
@TheTweetOfGod Should have been TheTootOfGod
@TheTweetOfGod I was going to reply, but you already knew what I would say before I was formed.