Microbiologists are larger than one might expect.

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@catsalad Ecology of scale FTW
@grunk @catsalad I bet you’ve never met a macroecologist
@catsalad Also: Nuclear physicists aren't, really.
(They're mostly still coal-fired.)
@catsalad I am certainly larger than I would expect
@catsalad true story. I am beginning to wonder if they should even be allowed to use micro in their title? 🀣
@catsalad Upwards of 1.8mm I have heard?
@catsalad palaeobotanists are younger, too.
@catsalad I started out as an Industrial Biologist, became a Microbiologist and then a Molecular Biologist, #HelpImShrinking
@catsalad Cryptologists should get some credit then for accurate advertising
@catsalad Nanobiology is the future!

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Hmm … subconsciously I expected microbiologists to be roughly the size of Bernadette Rostenkowski (#TBBT).

@catsalad well we do work with a lot of πŸ„ fun guys πŸ„
@catsalad My late father was a molecular biologist, and he was substantially larger than one might expect!
@catsalad the one on The Big Bang Theory looked pretty small. And that show is guaranteed’scientific’…
@catsalad Why would anyone have a biologist when you can fit 1,000,000 microbiologists in the same space?
@catsalad worst case of false advertising since the neverending story
@catsalad Even larger than hugobiologists?!! Huh?
@catsalad microeconomists are larger, and somewhat richer, as one might expect.
@catsalad should I say "in their tiny world". πŸ˜‚
@catsalad Invertebrate biologists are more upstanding than I expected
@catsalad
Waiting for the rocket scientists to blast off
@catsalad I can attest to this.

@catsalad Dr Drosophila the Microbiologist is very, very small though!

https://kennyyoungandtheeggplants.com/album/1386648/doctor-drosophila-pt-1-2-3

Doctor Drosophila, Pt. 1, 2, & 3

Doctor Drosophila, Pt. 1, 2, & 3

@catsalad Quantum mechanics repair tiny cars.
@catsalad In Cambridge the rate of exchange was one microbiologist for a thousand nanotechnologists.
@catsalad I didn’t think I would like them but they are beginning to grow on me

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Pretty sure this was your first post that I encountered. Lovely to revisit it.

@catsalad Look, I'm trying to slim down a bit, but it's not easy...
@theplaguedoc @catsalad
I'm a microtomographer and I'm not small or thinly sliced.
@dtl @theplaguedoc @catsalad I shall not confirm nor deny the cybernetic nature of us computational biologists.

@catsalad β€œThat’s what *she* said!”

(Haha, what a witty response to a two-year-old post! I’m *so* relevant!)

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Theoretical physicists? Real!