Patrick Debats
God 
WHO WINS??
Elon Musk
John Mastodon
Poll ended at .
DocBolus@godpod Not even a question really.
#JohnMastodon
Stone @godpod even god has jumped on the #JohnMastodon bandwagon way to goo god :)
Mike Olson@godpod As if this is even a debate
Amy (she/her)
(mapcar #'emacsomancer objs)@godpod One of those names just sounds made-up.
J. Peg@emacsomancer @godpod Yeah, who would name their kid Elon?
John Mastodon
Dave's toots@godpod How’d you give the greater powers? Also … does god ever go to sleep?
phosphorious#JohnMastodon obviously. He's got tusks.
😷🌈Jay-AbolishICE-Dub🌈😷How is this even a question?! 😹
Dani B@godpod hey God! Look at you winning 🏆
Tea 🥄🖤🐘🤍♾️
Martin@godpod thank you for your support
Walker Boh🛡
xopher🏳️🌈@godpod I hope there is a scandal involving Elon, it could be called Elon gate. I'll see myself out.
Nirodha
Three Squirels in a Coat@godpod On water or on land?
GreengordonKarma's a bugger, Elon.
shyduroff@godpod … +++ …
Twinkles@godpod John Mastodon strike down the heathen vote for the Muskrat!
arthur.pizza@godpod John Mastodon deserves Nobel Peace Prize.
mrpieceofwork@godpod #JohnMastodon is so mysterious... he gets even God to question his own judgment
Maynard G.Krebbs@godpod
That's the thing about secret balloting we'll probably never know who the big dummy is that voted for Elon
That's the thing about secret balloting we'll probably never know who the big dummy is that voted for Elon
v̾i̾t̾r̾i̾o̾l̾i̾x̾@godpod Elon is going to ask for a redo
Helen, yes her from Twitter@godpod Ask not who #JohnMastodon tolls for -- He tolls for thee.
LivingInArcata@godpod So your asking, Musk or Tusk? 😄
@godpod
How many times did you let Twit boy vote?
How many times did you let Twit boy vote?
Andraos 🌴@godpod I don't know who John Mastodon is but I'm still voting for him just because Elon is a püßy.
Timothy@godpod I remember when I would have voted for Elon just because of SpaceX.
Heather Noel@godpod The one who voted Elon was secretly Elon.
@godpod I always come out on top 💪 😤
@godpod vox populi vox dei, right?
Patty@godpod Make it so, oh Great One
RolandOfGilead@godpod define winning
Tina
Seb@godpod If we’re going to ask these kinds of questions, we all lose.
mariskus🏳️⚧️@godpod the people have spoken
Mark Thompson@godpod
ngl now I want an #EpicRapBattlesOfHistory between Elon and John:
Elon:
You and your Fediverse are gonna get the boot
Cause you can’t even tell your tusk from your toot.
You makin’ all your users pick a homesite server
You stupid little yellow-bellied doxxin’ pedo perver.
John:
You wouldn’t know a doxxing from a burning car
You runnin’ from the law and the GDPR.
You burnin’ up your billions, piling up the losses
The only servers you know are the ones serving process.
The Overnight 💎@godpod it's definitely looking pretty clear in this crowd, at least!
https://mastodon.sdf.org/@TheOvernight/109528123344120699
https://mastodon.sdf.org/@TheOvernight/109528123344120699
The Overnight💎 (@[email protected])
Will a #twittermigration to mastodon prove to be a victory for journalism? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Not sure
Ann. You Know Who@godpod I’m so tempted to repost this on Twitter just to see how long it and I last.
BarryKnight
John Spiers@godpod If you liked this poll then why not try https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097
@godpod The people have spoken!
Grant Simpson@godpod How in the Wide World of Sports did he get all the way up to two percent‽
Svetlana
JohnW@godpod Ok who voted for Musk?
Telorand @godpod You should totally have #JohnMastodon on the podcast.
Henry@godpod Tomorrow I’m going to have chatgpt write it as a short story.
Edit: Spelling and Grammar
Edit: Spelling and Grammar
HistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴@godpod lmao isn’t he the one that tracked his jet?
John_G_R_Wilson@godpod The World. The universe. They both win.