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He/Him. Curmudgeonly atheist and animal hoarder.
If humans could fly, I think some of us would. But it probably takes the same amount of energy as running. So realistically, I think most of us would end up like pigeons & loiter outside of convenience stores instead of flying across the country.
we fucked up by turning them back on
The longer it takes to bring Trump to justice, the more it empowers other sociopaths in power to believe they will not face consequences for their acts of cruelty and violence.

Alan Turing was a mathematician & cryptographer who was a leading code-breaker in the team that decrypted Nazi Germany’s Enigma machine during WWII. He inspired modern computing & what became AI.

Instead of being hailed as a genius & hero, Turing was convicted as a homosexual & forced to endure chemical castration. He died by suicide at 41 in 1954.

The British government didn’t apologize until 2009 & Queen Elizabeth II finally pardoned him in 2013. #history #science #HistoryRemix

Seize the day! Release the day. Hide in bed until the day wanders off
No Gods, No Masters, Hold the Onions, and uh.....a Medium Chocolate Shake, Thanks
If you're single for the holidays, it's not because you're undesirable or unattractive. It's because you didn't take the time to summon a demon & ask it out on a date and that is 100% your fault.

When #climate change feels overwhelming, remember it’s not one person’s responsibility to fix everything.

Global challenges require global action.
We all have a role to play.
Together.

Being an adult is cool because sometimes your back hurts and other times a different part of your back hurts
Breathe deeply. Relax your shoulders. Unhinge your jaw. Wrap one tentacle around the side of the cruise ship. Pull it to the bottom of the ocean. Repeat.