wow
good bye "share to twitter" functions in third party apps :D
Maybe THIS is what Dorsey meant by Elon's "Light of Consciousness"
or maybe it's banning journalists that's the "Light of Consciousness"
or maybe it's inviting disinfo networks back
or maybe it's Musk's support of LibsofTikTok, which is still inciting hate & violence against Children's Hospitals (among others)
or maybe it's the embrace of ragingly irrational far-right conspiracies
Light of Consciousness. Unf*ckingbelievable.
@parkermolloy Indeed.
Pathetic, sad and weak.
@sorrykb @parkermolloy "excuse me, actually, I was paid to promote this mastodon user
I may have been paid in pretzels, but I was, in fact, compensated"
now picturing some kind of underground network just trading stale pretzels around to bypass the compensation loophole
@parkermolloy @parkerortolani
Facebook - broke
Instagram - awful
Twitter - angry tantrums
YouTube - hey bud, wanna watch some videos?
Shoutout to YouTube for avoiding the drama and just doing what we all need it to do.

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@parkermolloy itβs also probably anticompetitive behavior in at least some of the jurisdictions in which twitter operates.
Musk could live ten lifetimes and not be done with the depositions headed his way
@parkermolloy "At both the Tweet level *and the account level*, we will remove any free promotion of prohibited 3rd-party social media platforms"
I'm curious what this means for existing profiles like mine. Will I get banned for not removing those links from my profile? Or do I get a warning first?
@parkermolloy Oh, I should have read a bit further down the page:
"If violations of this policy are included in your bio and/or account name, we will temporarily suspend your account and require changes to your profile to no longer be in violation. Subsequent violations may result in permanent suspension."