I like how we've all just gotten used to the bottom half of news sites being just a bunch of scammy clickbait Taboola ads designed to look like news stories from the site you're on.

[gives you the "just one sec" sign as I answer my phone]
Hello? Oh hi, Pope [I do the hand talking thing to suggest how chatty his holiness is]

(Elsa singing "Let It Go" voice)
Maya hee, maya hoo