Jason Linkins
Annalee Newitz ๐As usual history has erased the truth. It was #JoanMastodon, not #JohnMastodon. She is the one who de-extincted the giant woolly beasts of the great plains using DNA culled from a single tooth! Joan rode upon the back of the greatest tooter of them all to San Francisco, where a herd of ancient Pleistocene mammals defeated the Bad Car Man! Long live Joan! Long live Mastadonity! #noxp
Pia
HTTP 1.1/418 Teapot@annaleen awwwwww yeah.
Mab_813This is my favourite foto of #JoanMastodon
Deadra Morrison@annaleen the guy on the left doesnโt appear to like that woman next to him.
@deemorrison he's just getting ready to point it at the bad guys
MiaM@annaleen ๐คฃ๐คฃ
@annaleen ALL HAIL JOAN
geobeck ๐ณ๏ธโ๐@annaleen
Of course, we can't neglect the contributions of #JoMastodon, whose revelation that they were non-binary rocked the old-boys' network, helping secure the victory of #TuskOverMusk.
Of course, we can't neglect the contributions of #JoMastodon, whose revelation that they were non-binary rocked the old-boys' network, helping secure the victory of #TuskOverMusk.
@geobeck Truth! Jo's story must be told!
@annaleen
Whoa, I just checked my notifications; it looks like #TuskOverMusk has gone moderately viral.
Whoa, I just checked my notifications; it looks like #TuskOverMusk has gone moderately viral.
@annaleen
I decided to try to visualize the #TuskOverMusk hashtag using an AI image generator, but most of the phrases I tried were a little too complex.
The closest I got was "an elephant destroying a car" on craiyon.com.
kt@annaleen WORD!!!!! โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐
"Extinct" Onceler@annaleen I think this may be a superior timeline, but it's going to need a lot of attention.
Ruggledome@annaleen I'm here for the t-shirt.
NTM the moment when one finally gets to the distribution table and all of the XXL, XL shirts are gone - but plenty of S, M shirts are still available.
@ruggledome Joan always makes sure there are as many XL, XXL, and XXXL shirts as you need
@annaleen She is thoughtful/careful that way. #Leadership
Paladin 
@annaleen @ruggledome The Maiden of New Orleans will ensure necklaces for one and all.
Kim@annaleen History students will be comparing and contrasting elephants-through-the-Alps and mastodons-through-the-Rockies for years to come.
telnetephant@annaleen A pantheon is born...
Barb Dybwad@annaleen The Legend of Billie Joan! ๐๐ค๐ฝ
Dave Warnock@annaleen given the source I suspect the real issue is that reporter was deadnaming Joan and getting her pronouns wrong.
Magpieblog@annaleen I had to locate the original targets for hundreds of dead links, but I finally found this image of Joan Mastodon holding the newly manufactured federatium core that powers Mastodon to this day.
lizzard@sarahc @annaleen I absolutely love #JoanMastodon! When she was still at a research institution, well, I heard she ran her lab like a worker's coop, against all the traditions of academia
Ecosaurian ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ 
Grrsly Adams Family Vacation
Daniel Turner
VladTheImplier
Seedtopia@annaleen some call Joan the #MastoMadonna.
Edge@annaleen I was hoping someone would say it was Joan. Excellent job.
Mayee, MD (INACTIVE)@annaleen Cheers to #JoanMastodon! ๐๐ป
(((JaneinNJ)))@annaleen So funny!
Steve In AshlandJoan was the one dropping the comets as Erth* formed, creating the biosphere. After that she shaped the mountains using glaciers. That made the home where the original Mastodons roamed.
* In Joanโs early days the planet was called โErthโ. She copied the โaโ from โJoanโ and made it โEarthโ because it looked nicer to her that way.
PamWingedHorse@annaleen Brilliant!!!
Statmonkey ๐@annaleen I embrace mastodonity but not toxic mastodonity. Just want that out there.
Susan Davis ๐จ๐ฆ@annaleen I wish they would stop deadnaming her -- Joan transitioned years ago. But what do you expect from the right-wing media?
@sue Joan Mastodon says trans rights!
joeโขiuculano 
@annaleen
...and long live the Pleistocene Era!
...and long live the Pleistocene Era!
Schroedingercat@annaleen I would watch this movie
@annaleen sounds plausible in todays world
Ansel Halliburton@annaleen This has potential for a longer uh non-fiction story ๐๐
benevolent bastard@annaleen Joan was great in Shameless โฆhad a thing for tooters then, too (โฆdifferent Joan, you say? Are you sure??)
Elin Gregory@annaleen this place gets more like Tumblr every day and I am here for it.
@annaleen I've heard of Pope Joan. a relative?
Vicki Kyriakakis@annaleen @Firlefanz How well I remember her. Her hair was wild and her face shone with the joy of victory. All hail #JoanMastodon!
HappyLamb@annaleen this earned a follow!!!
Peter Merholz@annaleen Preserve the Mastriarchy!
Phx611@annaleen ๐๐๐
Love it!
Love it!
JL Johnson 
@annaleen excellent!