This medication is epic! I just woke from a mini-nap and I’d been dreaming Star Wars only Buzz Lightyear instead of Vader and when his wings popped up they yeeted Moff Tarkin out of an airlock.
It’s a glorious day I’ve just seen two elderly sunhatted blokes meeting to go for coffee and a chat, wondering where their other friend was, then collapsing in utter hilarity as even more elderly friend turns up in a huge embroidered sombrero. Best hat ever.
Stupid number of magpies in the garden. There's 11 in the picture, because the other 4 went off to have a rumble with some jackdaws on next doors roof. What does FIFTEEN magpies mean, other than a lot of manic cackling?
My other half has read aloud every word of the leaflet in the pill packet twice. Im trying to persuade him not to go through it again. Alzheimer’s is bloody scary.