As usual history has erased the truth. It was #JoanMastodon, not #JohnMastodon. She is the one who de-extincted the giant woolly beasts of the great plains using DNA culled from a single tooth! Joan rode upon the back of the greatest tooter of them all to San Francisco, where a herd of ancient Pleistocene mammals defeated the Bad Car Man! Long live Joan! Long live Mastadonity! #noxp

@annaleen I'm here for the t-shirt.

NTM the moment when one finally gets to the distribution table and all of the XXL, XL shirts are gone - but plenty of S, M shirts are still available.

@ruggledome Joan always makes sure there are as many XL, XXL, and XXXL shirts as you need
@annaleen She is thoughtful/careful that way. #Leadership
@annaleen @ruggledome The Maiden of New Orleans will ensure necklaces for one and all.