Annalee Newitz 🍜As usual history has erased the truth. It was #JoanMastodon, not #JohnMastodon. She is the one who de-extincted the giant woolly beasts of the great plains using DNA culled from a single tooth! Joan rode upon the back of the greatest tooter of them all to San Francisco, where a herd of ancient Pleistocene mammals defeated the Bad Car Man! Long live Joan! Long live Mastadonity! #noxp
geobeck 🏳️🌈@annaleen
Of course, we can't neglect the contributions of #JoMastodon, whose revelation that they were non-binary rocked the old-boys' network, helping secure the victory of #TuskOverMusk.