Mr Jon
donni saphireBeing an adult is cool because sometimes your back hurts and other times a different part of your back hurts
Clare 🐻Another cool sign of an ageing adult is the number of moans and groans about said back when sitting down or standing up ☺️😂
Heatherjoy Klein
cewcj@CGBrooding @donni "old people sounds"
Robert T Gasperson@donni or when that back won’t straighten out when standing up after a long rest in the recliner.
Derek 🌈@donni and sometimes when you pee you crack a rib.
Tomps
Toni Scott
Ser Munchies@donni is always my neck and shoulders. A very sudden, surprising sneeze this morning and I suddenly can't turn my head left. I love it
@donni 😆👏🏻👏🏻
Asatiir@donni and sometimes parts you never knew existed hurt
jprestonian@donni Too soon. Needs content warning.
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Timo Grün@donni And you start to wonder how a 16-year-old like you ended up with so many doddering ancients as friends.
TheMightyTRexUK ⚒️@donni I put the remote in the fridge the other day. I was getting a drink. Soebt hours looking for it.
Hannah
Eirik@donni too real. (Threw my back out for third time in as many months yesterday)
Whiskey Bottle@donni Waking up with some weird injury that you didn’t have when you went to bed is the best.
Osamu@Whiskey_bottle @donni or getting woken up by a muscle cramp. Jaw cramps are my favourite
Chris Gioran 💔@donni True, but i can have pizza whenever i want and no one can stop me. Worth it.
Johnnie@donni ain’t that the truth…
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I have the flu and a very bad mattress I can't replace until after New Year's and this is my life right now.
I have the flu and a very bad mattress I can't replace until after New Year's and this is my life right now.
Neil Federspiel 🇨🇦@donni I'm 77 and when I get up in the morning I'm not really sure what's going to hurt during the day, but I can be certain that some seemingly random body part will take on that role for the day. It is what it is.
GregryC
Justin Maxwell@donni also my neck!
Debbie Wade@donni or a hip or knee or both!
Hunter Perrin@donni Yeah but sometimes your knee hurts more, and that distracts from how much your back hurts.
Aatif@donni I look forward to when my *knee* hurts! Just to get some variety
JWSGeek (Moving: Universeodon)Being an adult sucks because sometimes your spouse's back pain needs advil, sometimes a hot water bottle, and sometimes, a deep massage, and you don't know until they yell at you for doing the wrong thing, even though you did what you did the last 4 times they complained.
kids are easy. a half-dose of childrens-IB and a popsicle and they're set.
FrankFrankFrank@donni oh! And sometimes your shoulder!
He looks like he's [REDACTED]™@donni this remains my absolute favourite post in the fediverse, if not all social media, by the way.
coldclimate@donni and then you have to spend time, money and effort on something bullshit like "buying curtains"
Kari Perttula@donni
A stoey I resently heard: an alderly gentlemen tells that when he was younger, he could carry a bucket full of water, from lake to sauna, with his erection. Now if he tries the same ... His knees would fail him.
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A stoey I resently heard: an alderly gentlemen tells that when he was younger, he could carry a bucket full of water, from lake to sauna, with his erection. Now if he tries the same ... His knees would fail him.
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