Pardon the ignorance of this elder Millennial, but I’ve watched some TikToks and I’m gathering that they’re mostly videos of grown adults doing middle school talent show level choreographed dances while pointing at self-serving captions as a Taylor Swift song plays in the background.
Is that it?
Is there some sort of alternate 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 TikTok that I’m missing?
TV seems full with adverts for low cost cremation services usually with an elderly character saying “I don’t want any fuss when I go”
For the avoidance of doubt then, when I “go” I want:
1. A public holiday for mourning.
2. Funeral with the massed bands of the Guards Division & Mormon Tabernacle Choir (or similar).
3. Interment in the park in front of the council offices with a 2 fingered monument saluting the same.
4. Public feasting for 7 days.
Only sorry I shan’t be there to see it.
You know it's cold when the ghost freezes.