TylerHDec 17, 2022
Casey Newton
(Flirting) So, what are your assassination coordinates
Dec 16, 2022 at 8:58pmIvory for iOS
Show threadVissDec 16, 2022

@caseynewton do 'assassination coordinates' specifically mean 'people'? or can it mean, like, an amazing pizza or ice cream?

asking for me, who, like a fat pig, wishes to have lat/long coords associated with the assassination of lunch :D

Show threadlouisgrayDec 16, 2022
@caseynewton my pronouns are Assassination/Coordinates
Show threadLeigh HoneywellDec 16, 2022
@louisgray @caseynewton this is the one good pronoun joke i've ever seen lmao
Show threadendeavorance 🕊️Dec 16, 2022
@caseynewton this is art
Show threadDarryl Collins 🚴🏻Dec 16, 2022
@caseynewton 44.244167, 7.769444
Show threadpbDec 16, 2022
@caseynewton Back in ye olde Internet times we would include an ICBM tag in our blogs.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICBM_address
ICBM address - Wikipedia

Show threadKévin ⏚Dec 17, 2022
@pb @caseynewton DNS can make that happen https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOC_record
LOC record - Wikipedia

Show threadEdwin G.Dec 16, 2022
@caseynewton
-90, NaN
Show thread_esooMoose_Dec 16, 2022
@caseynewton 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadMartin Vermeer FCDDec 16, 2022
@caseynewton Used to be called ICBM coordinates
Show threadAlex KDec 16, 2022
@caseynewton
*He asks coyly while swirling finger around rim of wine glass*
Show threadDylan FieldDec 16, 2022
@caseynewton a/s/assassination coordinates?
Show threadCasey NewtonDec 16, 2022
@zoink 😅
Show threadOrangeCat 5000Dec 16, 2022
@caseynewton w-w-what if we both had the same aSsAsSiNaTiOn cOoRdInAtEs at the same time 🥺👉👈
Show threadEric HutchinsDec 16, 2022
@caseynewton
A/S/AC?
Show threadabrarDec 16, 2022
@caseynewton everyone knows the L in A/S/L means the current position of your private jet
Show threadGeorge Hammerton Dec 16, 2022
@caseynewton 😆
Show threadJoel SakladDec 16, 2022
@caseynewton should work well.
Show threadaaron "Tuppence"Dec 16, 2022
@caseynewton how very forward! *slaps you but coquettishly*
Show threadJoe Fabisevich Dec 16, 2022
@caseynewton Oh wouldn’t you like to know? [WINK]
Show threadbabyDec 16, 2022
@caseynewton 😂🤣
Show threadLeaBugDec 16, 2022
@caseynewton wouldn't you like to know. Hubba, hubba
Show threadBrad MolenDec 16, 2022
@caseynewton the only appropriate response is “hopefully in your heart, Casey”
Show threadDave NDec 17, 2022
@caseynewton Just wanted to check, are they gonna be used for their intended purpose? Because if they’re gonna be used for delivering flowers or coming over for tea and biscuits I’m going to be very disappointed…
Show threadKévin ⏚Dec 17, 2022
@caseynewton grab your coat baby, you got me doxxed
Show threadSir Nick the ArdentDec 17, 2022

@caseynewton
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to....

No, that can't be right.

Show threadLorryDec 18, 2022
@caseynewton 40.7606009,-73.9767138,71
Show threadHammancheezDec 18, 2022
@caseynewton bb u put the ass In assassination uwu