George Hammerton 

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Husband of one πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ, father of two πŸ‘§πŸ‘Ά.
Apple geek since before it was cool. πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»

(He/Him)

#Apple #iOS #iPhone #Mac #Tech #Software #Tools #DIY #Energy #EVs #Burgers #Gifs

HomeSouth East England, UK πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
Parenting ProficiencyAmateur
A round of drinks on a Sunday isn't quite what it was before kids. πŸ˜„
Oh no, please, call me John. My father is
Audra thinks it’s silly that women are usually the only ones to receive flowers as gifts, so every now and then she comes home with a bunch of flowers for my desk. Wtf is a gender role?
Unknowingly opening an HDR video on my iPhone:
Sometimes I say, β€œDamn you to hell” when someone sneezes, just to mix it up a bit.
New croissant shape just dropped

I was up early this morning to drop my car in Dartford for a repair and have been given this #Tesla Model 3 Performance as a loaner. πŸ˜‡

My regular car is a Model 3 Long Range which is already fast enough with dual motors so I’m looking forward to seeing what three motors can do. πŸš—πŸ’¨

Parenting update: The Boss is home! πŸ₯³

The kids are alive and it only looks like a very small bomb has gone off in the house. πŸ‘Œ

Josh has been sick on @CatH to celebrate her return. All is right with the world. πŸ˜‡

And so concludes this weekend’s parenting adventure. Thanks for following along! 😘

Parenting update: Another Code Brown and it is EVERYWHERE. Up the back, up the front, anywhere you can imagine. πŸ’©πŸ‘Ά