Tommy DeVito's dad
Please, take some time to check in on the ex-Twitter employees in your life.
Not because they need it or anything, I just bet they have some funny stories to share today.
everyone: we can't wait to watch this game because of all the star players!
the refs: no
Me searching:
Where the FUCK did I put my HDMI cables
Me cleaning:
Why the FUCK do I have so many HDMI cables
This is perfect.
World: Can the US please just use the metric system, instead of making up weird measurements no one else understands
US: