jamesyngDec 17, 2022
God 
When I get to 100,000 followers I will SMITE Elon and his bird shite for good by making Mastodon the ultimate new hotness. This will start a domino effect that will force all social media companies to ease their algorithm chicanery.
It starts HERE! #BoostTheToots
Dec 17, 2022 at 1:39amWeb
Show threadPayleDec 17, 2022
@godpod Let’s go! 👏🏼
Show threadDane FREE PALESTINEDec 17, 2022
@godpod Good idea, O'Lord!
Show threadBlodwynTullDec 18, 2022
@TheLastofHisName @godpod
Of course it's a good idea!
Show threadsir_bongDec 17, 2022
@godpod Amen! lol
Show threadDaan SmitDec 17, 2022
@sir_bong @godpod Cool handle/name! 😄
Show threadSkreenerDec 17, 2022
@godpod go get 'em @godpod
Show threadCultural Historian: Dr. RGSTDec 17, 2022
@godpod
Show threadBruce Halperin Dec 17, 2022
@godpod effect, Lord.
Show threadLeft In MissouriDec 17, 2022
@godpod C'mon, peeps! We'd all like to see this!
Can you make sure he's in one of his own self-imolating death cars when you smite him?
Show threadFunslingerDec 17, 2022
@conruthhow @godpod
Come on. You are entitled to hate Teslas but don’t lie that they are death cars. Teslas are safer than most cars and as safe as most of the rest.
Show threadJonKramer, CIS-HETDec 17, 2022
@godpod , I'm turgid.
Show threadmarkbrunowskiDec 17, 2022
@godpod Oooh, how ya gonna do it? Explosive diarrhea? Genitals falling off? The ol' Tommy; deaf, blind and mute?
Show threadEZ☆Dec 17, 2022
Amen @godpod
Show threadjamesyngDec 17, 2022
@godpod So let it be written, so let it be done.
Show threadEmmaDingleDec 17, 2022

@godpod

Damn, if only I could believe in a higher power.
I've learned that putting too much trust any single powerful entity is a fools errand.

Show threadDraken BlackKnightDec 17, 2022
@godpod https://mastodon.online/@drakenblackknight/109526592932771818
Draken BlackKnight (@[email protected])

Twits & Turds is becoming such a shit show all it's missing is colluding with a company with Steve fucking Bannon on its board whose mission statement involves rigging elections via social engineering as well as at least one data breach a week.

Mastodon
Show threadPolymorphous LidDec 17, 2022
@godpod Smite him oh mighty smiter
Show threadNPLady72Dec 17, 2022
@godpod smite him regardless
Show threadCharDec 17, 2022
@godpod effect
Show threadJezDec 17, 2022
@godpod fuck yaa!!
Show threadshelbyDec 17, 2022
@godpod I am here for it 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Show threadIofBorgDec 17, 2022
@godpod i pray and hope
Show threadIofBorgDec 17, 2022
@godpod don’t just say it, do it.
Show threadJKADec 17, 2022
@godpod I would be honored if God Followed me back again.
Show thread🤖 The Droid EngineerDec 17, 2022
@godpod ... And with a word, dictionaries around the globe suddenly contain an entry for "domino affect"
Show threadVicky VeritasDec 17, 2022
@godpod I want him smited, er… smitten? Whatever, smite him good, God!
Show threadJackie WolfDec 17, 2022
@godpod Are you the Twitter God I used to follow? You know, the funny one... If so, nice to see you again.
Show threadZombiesheepxDec 17, 2022
@godpod god works in mysterious ways. 😏
Show threadDown2nDaveDec 17, 2022
@godpod Can't you like speed this up to 100,001 or something?
Show threadNerdGirlInVR 💜🇺🇸🌎🐘💜Dec 17, 2022
@godpod boosting the toots all day long 🤣
Show threadKimberly MarieDec 17, 2022
@godpod 😂😂
Show threadSameGirlieDec 17, 2022
@godpod You have won #Mastodon today with your holy bird shite!
Show threadSalah BakerDec 17, 2022
@godpod Muskovith lives by differing rules.
Show threadMarshall's keeperDec 17, 2022
@godpod you're always good for a laugh, God.
Show threadJohnny SevenDec 17, 2022
@godpod #Tootsaway
Show threadNirodhaDec 17, 2022
@godpod Yes!
Show threadJohn Falstaff (#FollowMe Pls!)Dec 17, 2022
@godpod The days shall come to pass when people on the #birdsite complain about people posting links and content from Mastodon. Perhaps.
Show threadCarlGDec 17, 2022
@godpod you're still bringing the mastodon back from extinction when you hit 100K, right?
Show threadDear Mrs. FoxmannDec 17, 2022
@godpod I wish I could follow you twice!
Show threadcookiebirdDec 17, 2022
@godpod Love me some old fashioned smiting!
Show threadJimDecker3Dec 17, 2022
@godpod rather you smite trump , trumpers and trump loving republicans
Show threadGH0stDec 17, 2022
@godpod might I recommend using yewt.ube and invidious instead of YouTube to break free if their crappy algorithm nonsense.
Show threadKibaDec 17, 2022
@godpod Jesus could collect Trump trading cards. Would be more healthy than cursing fig trees.
Show threadMargaretDec 17, 2022

@godpod @jadine13

I followed. Now go smite good & hard.

Show threadCharDec 17, 2022
@godpod what 👀
Show threadDigger65Dec 17, 2022
@godpod
Skip to the 10th plague and slay his first born stock Tesla. Oh, wait, you already did that..,
Show threadPeter RelphDec 17, 2022

@godpod

What chance do we have? Even God is deluded

Show threadThe Overnight 💎Dec 17, 2022

@godpod I'm not a God so I can't wave my hand and make it so.

But I did just get you 0.001% closer to your goal!

Show threadDRinitiallyDec 17, 2022
@godpod have a flock of seagulls poop on his Tesla cybertruck
Show threadJason RowDec 17, 2022
@godpod please?
Show threadKevin B 🇺🇸🇺🇦Dec 17, 2022
@godpod Excellent!
Show threadCalm, consideringDec 17, 2022

@godpod er....but I thought Elon was God...

Now I'm really confused

Show threadEthan MartenDec 17, 2022
Dear @godpod, while vengeance is yours, of course, rather than smite - let's just spite #MuskRat. Then you can do all the rest. All the Best, One Righteous Dude
Show threadMr GatesDec 17, 2022
@godpod why have you not come through on smiting Elon ??
Show threadTimothyDec 17, 2022
@godpod #Boosttheflops (See my flop about #flops.)
Show threadJuzo OkitaDec 17, 2022
@godpod I finally made it over to Mastodon. You were my first follow!
Show threadoctober surpriseDec 17, 2022
@godpod this kind of nonsense account only degrades this space.