What if the most heinous people are reincarnated as cats and that’s why they will attack us like psychopaths. But also they discovered how wonderful it is to be petted so they are constantly battling their nature to try to keep us around
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Solar powered. Social introvert. Carnival is life sustaining. Need more vacation. Less white supremacy
Corollary: The rare totally loving cat has abandoned their violent nature for the joy of rubs and pets. Rehabilitated. Can return as a human next rounds
Sesame Street was the original MTV
mekka okereke 
I love the subtle pushback against racism and stereotyping that happens in Mark Rober videos. I wish more SF tech people were a little more like him. ♥️👍🏿
Plus, this Zipline drone delivery is pretty cool. I'm still sad that over the past 10 years, we put so much more time + effort + resources into trying to put monkey jpegs into people's 401ks, than into technology like this.
Amazing Invention- This Drone Will Change Everything
Don’t judge for what I’m about to reveal - I’ve been sick. I watched an episode of The Floor is Lava. It is what it is. Anyway, the first group of contestants were a testosterone fueled, arrogant group of college frat boys. A laughable performance and the host heckled them accordingly. Second group were diminutive LGBTQ+ youth who just SCORCHED the course while the jocks looked on slack jawed #ChefsKiss #Poetic
Me: What would you do if you found out I was a criminal mastermind?
Partner: I’d be pissed off we aren’t living better
Partner: I’d be pissed off we aren’t living better
Amish Super ModelWeird how mental illness hardly shoots anyone in Canada.
Jennifer Taub🔥This is what Law is for. This judge understood the assignment.
By Dahlia Lithwick and Mark Joseph Stern: "In an unexpected order, the judge asked for supplemental briefing about whether the right to abortion is secretly protected by the 13th Amendment’s ban on 'involuntary servitude.' Was this an audacious judicial request? Maybe."
This morning, I knew today was Thursday. By this afternoon, totally forgotten so I missed my 6:30pm Zumba class. Remembered at 9:20pm when an ad for workout leggings crossed my feed. Shit. #OldAgeProblems
Over on the Bird Site, saw a bunch of men supporting a court ruling that is forcing a mother to move to bottle feeding to accommodate a parenting schedule with the father. (Including overnights). My head is about to explode