Respect new names for popes but throw tantrums over pronouns for neighbors. Got it.

Yes, the Pope’s a White Sox fan. No, I'm not answering his prayers to make them contenders. I’m merciful, not delusional.

Job requirements for thee, not for me.

The shoe’s on the other FAFOOT.

Nobody should be surprised that a president who’s broken nearly all My commandments doesn’t want to uphold the Constitution.

When "required by law" becomes just a suggestion.

Listen to Cory.

I.D.I.C. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

It’s the grift that keeps on grifting.

Elections have consequences, sometimes good ones!