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Laffy2/ Emptywheel responding to NY State GOP calls for Santos resignation:
Shorter GOP: Let him stay JUST long enough for McCarthy to secure the Speakership, but not long enough for the legitimacy of that Speakership to be called into question with a potentially illegal vote.
nerdybutcute 
they didn't start trying to destroy public schools until the public schools were integrated
they didn't start slashing funding to state colleges until the state colleges were integrated
they didn't start yelling about "gov't overreach" until the gov't told them they had to serve Black ppl
Trump didn't "make" the GOP racist
they were racist already