Party Jones Band
emptywheelMy brother and sister-in-law are both nagging to know why I haven't been banned yet.
Trying to strategize how to go out in style...
Comfortably Numb@emptywheel Just tweet N628TS, that should do it.
Stephen Jerome@emptywheel Haha!!! 😂😂😂😂Good luck!
Turkewitz
Steve Torrente@emptywheel Your refusal to use profanity about powerful people is probably holding you back.
kctipton@emptywheel Probably you have to write about the made-up story of his kid in a car (which has nothing to do with a flight tracker), or point out that #elonjet can be found all over the internet. I follow it on Telegram, but there are so many more. Or, mention Mastodon as a good alternative to Twitter.
Led By Gilded Fools@emptywheel They're hoping you'll keep posting free content to boost engagement. There are already so many ways to get banned, so looking for something creative.
Steve "Looking for Work" Pordon (he/him/his)@emptywheel A classic Emptywheel approach of directly telling him he's a dumb fuck not stylish enough? He sounds thin-skinned enough tonight that it should be easy mode.
Salah Baker@emptywheel Post an image of Musk sucking a jet?
Tim Clancy
You Mock Me - Saturday Night Live
Bathsheba Blue@emptywheel
Make it something spectacular!
Make it something spectacular!
John K@emptywheel Make sure to request an archive of your data before it's too late.
Joseph k@snork303 @emptywheel that is my one regret from suspending my account.... I woke up to some horrible tweet from Don Jr on my feed. I'd blocked by him in the past, reblocked him. Took my shower and then closed Twitter. Didn't plan my exit.
E.G. Phillips
Jon Ruttenberg@duckswithpants @emptywheel @elonjet
Grimes of the Heart
@emptywheel @elonjet Though I'm not sure I want to bother logging in
Hammancheez@emptywheel a tiktok video singing “Elon Musks a bitch” to the the tune of the “kyles mom” song from the South Park movie
T.WllmsWhatever it is … don’t use the Tesla autopilot… 🤣🤣🤣
@emptywheel I went out early... my crime was informing Mike pence that the jan 6 rioters tried to "decorate a tree with him." In less more blunt words
daelv@nickbaker216 @emptywheel if he ain't paying rent, y'all squatin'
Steven Pollack@emptywheel with the ugly truth as always.
Lisa Boston@emptywheel I’ve been thinking of some sort of ridiculous retort like the Brits do, ya know? Like, you namby pamby manchild sniffle wumpus! How about his current Twitter location at HQ in SFO? And also something really insulting to his ego, like his clear inability to play chess in the real world without whining about people being mean to him. #onlygoodforcheckers #notthatbrightafterall #wumpus
j robinson ☕️ &🍸@emptywheel
Looks like you cannot use any flavor of https://sfba.social/@ratwerks/109521054202608685 anymore. Sad!
Looks like you cannot use any flavor of https://sfba.social/@ratwerks/109521054202608685 anymore. Sad!
j robinson 🍸& ☕️ (@[email protected])
Reactivated my twitter to tweet https://mastodon.social/@elonjet but even with various link shortening Twitter blocks it as unsafe. Let's see how i do tweeting a link to this toot.
Kombiz Lavasany@emptywheel twitter expose thread that reveals elon musk is currently on earth and not on mars as he's promised by now.
ZiggyDaddy@emptywheel LOL, jus tweet at Elon criticizing him
ideaPDishMay I suggest a version of Swan Lake, but in the end,
don't die.
Greg Bumgardner@emptywheel I would have guessed you would be on the "hit" list. Definitely surprised Josh is still on there.
Trevor Smith@emptywheel make it a Glenn Greenwald parody account during the final descent 😂
WndlB@emptywheel Tweet anything using the words Elon Jet close together.
@emptywheel See, like this: https://mstdn.social/@Penny_G/109521023430156740
Penny ✌🏽👊🏼💪🏾 (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image RT @[email protected] Here's @[email protected]'s last tweet before he was suspended from Twitter. 🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1603562916048908288
Sam Dunn@emptywheel Really need to up your game tbh
nadezhda@emptywheel I thought your Miami destination speculation might do you in, but on 2nd thought it might have insulated you, at least for awhile. Wouldn’t want a suspension to look like he was confirming it 😉
ml8_ml8@emptywheel noooo, don't do it.
rodley@emptywheel I keep tweeting mastodon stuff and they still won't ban me. It's tough being a small fry. I'm sure you'll have an easier time ...
John Jones@emptywheel I hear that if you post about airplanes they disappear you. So maybe some cool Cessna facts or something like that?
@emptywheel good luck managing an exit as convolutedly byzantine as donie o'sullivan, blocked for retweeting a police tweet denying musk's claim that a police report had been filed about an alleged stalker allegedly targetting musk's son 🥴🤪😅
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1603582064930045953?t=CN0JeDG0qNZ2Fkv5Xa-D2w&s=19
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1603582064930045953?t=CN0JeDG0qNZ2Fkv5Xa-D2w&s=19
what the duck@emptywheel Love this sentiment. Strongly hoping this is the new trend.
RayneToday@emptywheel Don't mention the ElonJet account until you're ready to pull the trigger.
Steve Herman-VOA just got the boot for doing that.
EohippaThat might be my Rubicon. Marcy and Herman were two early resources over there for me.
Tom S@emptywheel I thought you’d be in the top 5 for sure. Maybe because he’s a moron he missed you referring to him as elmo
WithoutAPaddle@emptywheel weren’t you the 1st person to call him Elmo though?
Julie Harris@emptywheel I refer him as Apartheid Edison. He'd probably ban you if you @ him with that.
Steve Holmes@emptywheel I’m just a twitter rando tweeting his plane’s location at him, it hasn’t work yet. I’ll let you know if he bans me.
Maybe I’m “shadow banned”., whatever that is.
@emptywheel tweet out a picture of a picture of a picture of his jet.
TAI@emptywheel personally I took a page from Iranian protestors and expressed what should be done about dictators and authoritarians. The horror of that, Musk couldn't hit the suspend button fast enough. BTW, I think those young women are way, way ahead of the rest of the world in their stance. Dictators and authoritarians should be regarded as a cancer that should be treat aggressively and early BEFORE it takes hold and spreads
dryfly@emptywheel perfect
Grassroots Joe@emptywheel
😂
Please don't waste too much time on it.
I'm trying not to be a digital rubbernecker...
😂
Please don't waste too much time on it.
I'm trying not to be a digital rubbernecker...
PRO2ADavid@emptywheel Just tell Musk he's making up for his short manhood and you'll be outta there just like I was
TZ@emptywheel light a match
MPrint@emptywheel it’s surgical and not something you want to rush! You only get one Twitter ban after all.
Julaine Nickels@emptywheel Go out in a huge fireworks show! Just glad I found you on here before Twitter dissolves.
It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️@emptywheel I just broke my exile to go on a bannable spree. I did my best. 😂
Jonah SteinIt's enough to make you feel like a B-lister. @emptywheel
@emptywheel I'm retweeting stuff like Olbermann's last tweets, they still haven't found me yet I guess.
Runemeisterin IncognitoWant to hear the outcome of this . . . Good luck!
zeruch@emptywheel do what I did....call out a Kardashian for being themselves. That seems to work.
R. J. Zimmerman 🐀@emptywheel rules change everyday! It’ll be hard to get the nuance just right!
TJ800XScrolling your tweets gives me "Something went wrong. Try reloading."
noonanIt would be nice if millions of people decided to leave and did so by posting elon's flight info all at the same time.
Sector9@emptywheel You could post many scientific studies that reference how men with micro-micro penises are thin skinned and overreact to everything. Add a random picture of elon to each post.
Surely he wouldn't ban you for that right??
Surely he wouldn't ban you for that right??