If you run out of pet names for your partner, just call them assorted baking ingredients: sugar, honey, cinnamon, vanilla, garlic powder, Montreal steak seasoning, butter, pumpkin.
@roxiqt “and this is my wife, Chemical X”
@roxiqt the ingredients must add up to a finished product, a spousal pie if you will.
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I call mine Bubbles, but think Butter could make a nice substitute🧈:)😂
actually Croissant or Baguette could work too..🥐🥖
Idk, croissant seems like a good dog name #rambling 💛
@roxiqt Ah, THAT’S why Pence sometimes calls his wife Cardamom.
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Ahh my little all spice. Your eyes are like lipid pools of soy sauce.
@roxiqt not into partners rn but if i ever have one im calling them caramelized onion
@roxiqt someone at work used to call me pumpkin. Used to. 🤭
@roxiqt sodium bicarbonate.
@roxiqt This is also equally as good for any way to address an enby partner. I like to use any desert that sounds good to have at the time