FRIEND: Your kitchen looks great

ME: Wanna see the new garbage disposal?

FRIEND: Sure

ME: [opening cupboard to reveal a large raccoon napping] His name is Boris

my parents at 30: whew, we weren't expecting to have a third kid and a new car this year, but I think we can swing it

me at 30: I was not expecting to have to replace an extra lightbulb in my home this year and now financial ruin is upon me

A cheerful lil' Sprigatito 🐈🌸💚

#mastoart #digitalart #illustration #cute #pokemon

DATE: I love playful women

ME: [dusting off an old porcelain doll in my purse & setting it on the table] Oh, so you won't mind if Cynthia joins us then-

Did this landscape for #pixeldailes prompt #Peace

#pixelart

A quick sketchy #WindMaster I'm doodling because I'm a devoted believer 🤭

#Procreate #ShiQingxuan #ChangHuasen #Tgcf #EternalFaith #sketch #Wisesnail

This pigeon was taking a bath at the local weir yesterday morning along with about a dozen others (out of frame here, but I captured some slow-motion footage that I've yet to edit – stay tuned).

#birding #birds #birdwatching #birdphotography #birdsofmastodon #wildlifephotography