ghost bones

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i guess i'm adult MASTODON now. viewer discretion still advised.
pronounse/em/eirs / they/them/theirs
☀️🌙↗️♏♊♌
cats' namesMishka, Leroy
anxiouslmk if you figure out why

scorpio moon + gemini moon is a dangerous combination (for others), because it combines scorpio's intuition and investigative skills with gemini's willingness to play dumb to glean information (which is less likely to be direct information, and more likely to be information about the speakers' feelings and opinions (and level of honesty) about said direct info)

don't lie to this placement; they probably already know the answers to the questions they're asking

#astrology #astrodon

Two photos of my #cat telling a joke and then realizing that it didn't land
#catsOfMastodon
I asked my friend
who studies history
how future historians
will describe this moment
and she replied
that while she could not know
what future historians will say
about this moment
she could report
that current historians
are really quite concerned.
standing on the precipice of comprehension

Brain dead
Over it
Let me go home
Please

(Having a BOLP day)

We don't talk nearly enough about the forced short person slouch. I'd LOVE to sit normally in a chair. Unfortunately, chairs are all 5+ inches too long for my tiny legs, so either my legs dangle painfully or I am forced to sit with my butt scooched 5+ inches away from the back of the chair; aka slouching

And if I commit to the dangle, I slowly slip off (thanks, gravity) and need to push myself back up. There's no win!

#ShortPeopleProblems #ThanksGravity

The spirit of Mastodon - 1994.
you hesitantly dance around me like I am the flame and you are not the moth, but a butterfly who desperately needs to get to the other side
I'd like to thank a number of angsty, fluffy, and low-key smutty fanfics for helping me slowly heal a lot of deeply-ingrained emotional wounds
thinking about how the term "magnetic personality" implies the unconscious ability to both attract and repel people