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I...do not understand how electricity works.
jrg@SirEviscerate electronics are powered by the happy thoughts of children.
CaptBobbersSpoilers... Disney-Pixar made a whole series of films on this scientific fact.
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Sakti 
@SirEviscerate Well played π€£
Ducksoap@SirEviscerate It is common knowledge that workers at electricity generating plants require plentiful dollops of ice-cream to counteract the effects of being close to electricity all day.
Hear Me Remoan πͺπΊ #FBPE πΊπ¦@SirEviscerate Super conductors work best at low temperatures...
ArneBab@SirEviscerate They mean power, not electricity. Literally power: Without ice cream hero they can no longer fight! Forget a stopped computer: think about the empty freezer with no ice to survive through the day!
Can you tell that I want ice cream right now? π
OldandCranky@SirEviscerate apparently we've been powered by ice cream all along.
Natanael β οΈ@Oldandcranky @SirEviscerate if you're not powered by ice cream then you aren't cool
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MikeNM@SirEviscerate apparently neither did the power company
aludni404@SirEviscerate That's actually about elected officials, who were overthrown in a violent coup when Jimmy didn't get his Fudgsicle.
Daniel Smith@SirEviscerate This must be one of those correlation/causation situations I keep hearing about
Groovy Tasia@SirEviscerate protect the ice cream trucks
JohnnyBGoode@SirEviscerate literally every news item out of Kalamazoo is like this
@JohnnyBGoode oh i know, i grew up in that area
@SirEviscerate so you had flashbacks too
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Joe Spraga 
@SirEviscerate i used to live there
moliver@SirEviscerate
I scream, you scream, we all scream for electricity.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for electricity.
a bad daditude β οΈ@SirEviscerate the day the summer song fell silent
Dieu@SirEviscerate it's generated from the energy of the soundwaves produced when you scream, I scream, everybody screams for ice cream. Thought that was common knowledge.
Fluz@SirEviscerate @scrumble_eggs itβs Kalamazoo, basically the place where rejected dr Seuss plot points spawned after the good doc passed away.
MikeUnderscoreDadJokes@SirEviscerate I donβt either, even though I try to stay current
Kevin@SirEviscerate arent we all ice cream powered. There is no mention of electricity in the headline.
WinterMouse@SirEviscerate electricity comes from ice cream DUH
Samuel Kramann πΊπ¦ 
@SirEviscerate If nobody got injured that headline is really funny. ππ€£
Mike McGrath-Bryan@SirEviscerate It's in the ice-creams.
Alan James π΄π½@SirEviscerate That's how the media works. They factually say that one thing happened before/after another, but readers imply the causation.
Jim Dixon 
Aisteach (they/them) π³οΈβπ@SirEviscerate It was a load-bearing ice cream truck.
Alexander Shendi
Lu π¦π²@SirEviscerate well, you got to feed your electricians
William@SirEviscerate lol @ketan clearly South Australia needs to build out more redundant ice cream truck infrastructure before the next storms hit...
Ice cream is renewable, right?
myrmepropagandistOh come on. Don't be such a baby. Everyone learns in grade school: ice cream trucks leave the positive pole and drive ice creams to the negative pole. The creams keep computers running and the lights on.
(Though this is just a metaphor, study physics you will know the trucks, in fact, drive in the opposite direction, backing up the whole time. )
Of course, everyone tries to resist eating ice cream. This is what gives us Yum's Law of resistance and currants (like raisins.)
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Jeremy Kahni love reading @futurebird and trying to guess what was in @SirEviscerate 's picture
Bat Master Fresh@futurebird @SirEviscerate the backing up part is crucial, it's why early computers were known for making so many beeping noises
Karoline 
@SirEviscerate I...also do not.
@SirEviscerate
I see your ice cream truck and raise you one single engine airplane. Maryland doesn't fool around. Not only did thousands lose power, school was closed in the entire county today. Btw plane occupants were rescued.
I see your ice cream truck and raise you one single engine airplane. Maryland doesn't fool around. Not only did thousands lose power, school was closed in the entire county today. Btw plane occupants were rescued.
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asaxena87@SirEviscerate Kalamazoo residents get their electricity using "ice cream power"!
George Haritonidis@SirEviscerate it was a structural ice cream truck
James Carlson@SirEviscerate Like money, I donβt think anyone really understands electricity.
@SirEviscerate
Ice cream is the source of all power.
Ice cream is the source of all power.
Pari Moon-Forest@SirEviscerate It's not you. Some headline writer doesn't understand how English works. DOH!
Jake Mannix@PariMoonForest @SirEviscerate now hold on a second, the writer didn't say "... *because* a tree falls on an ice cream truck", merely "after" tree falls...
so, allowed, on a technicality?
@pbrane @SirEviscerate
That after sort of infers because of...I used to have to write those headlines, so I'd say no.
That after sort of infers because of...I used to have to write those headlines, so I'd say no.
@PariMoonForest @SirEviscerate yes, for normal humans, the implication is also "because of", but if we were lawyers we could argue that it *is* true that the power went out "after" the ice cream truck was crushed!
But fine, journalists aren't lawyers, so you win! :)
Pacsurfliner Social Hoghead@SirEviscerate Simple. Ice Cream has no bones. π€
Alan Langford π¨π¦π§€π§ζ@SirEviscerate Common misunderstanding. In fact, Kalamazoo is powered by electreecity.
ΠΡ π»π§π¬πͺπΊ@SirEviscerate Well, it says "power", not "electricity". So obviously the residents there draw their power from ice cream.
ikari@SirEviscerate maybe it's political power within the ice cream industry.
eviloatmeal, resident Death Stranding 2 apologist (arch, btw)@SirEviscerate It's Michigan. Everything there depends on cars.
joanna@SirEviscerate
Totally clear.
After the ice cream truck was damaged, the driver was so upset that he cut down a power pole.
Totally clear.
After the ice cream truck was damaged, the driver was so upset that he cut down a power pole.
Ilya ΧΧ© Ash@SirEviscerate won't you lose all the power and the willing to live, witnessing the ice cream truck being crushed?
Cedric 
@SirEviscerate There was this one time where a high voltage line in Switzerland going down caused all of Italy to have a blackout 