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Scrümbled Eggs 
@scrumble_eggs@mstdn.party
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Use any pronouns, I’m honestly just happy to be referred to at all.
Bluesky: scrumble-eggs
Twitter: scrumble_eggs
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https://justmytoots.com/@scrumble_eggs@mstdn.party
I bet the foreskin is just like calamari for cannibals.
Nobody is discussing what a milestone Jurassic Park was for lesbian cinema.
Lizzy 💫Jealous dads wish they had Jessie’s grill.
Nayele18I am only one bad decision away from selling pictures of my feet in jello to strangers on the internet.
they/them might be giants ☭She’s in your DMs. I’m in her DMs. You’re in my DMs. This is a group chat.
donni saphirePissed off about the things I can’t change, irritated about the things I can
My daughter is on a family holiday this week and this is the first night she’s gone and I just miss my baby so much.
The house is unsettlingly quiet.
Jen SorensenLatest comic: Pick your social network!
The idea that one of the most powerful factions to rise out of a nuclear holocaust would be a militarized trailer park whose sole purpose is to supply the whole of Reno with methamphetamines is the most realistic part of Fallout New Vegas.