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g1ga, shit opsec haver@Cara child abuse
Aaron Winston Smith@Cara oddio io quel libro lo tengo ancora in libreria!
LangerJan
Zฬoรฉ
SEGFAULT
Parnikkapore
Suran ๐ฆ
condret 
@Cara freedom hurts
0xThylacine@Cara Kinda hope core dumps are disabled lol
Christian
Ulrich@Cara That's cute and correct. ๐
Image description: Anime style, a woman reading to a child: "And then they forgot to allocate memory for the null terminator"
And the child happily throws the arms up and cries "Seeegfault"
The book is "The C programming language".
LR@Cara segfault on a good day. on any other day the program merily chugs along and unsettling garbage appears here and there in the output.
Mike McElroy 
@Cara
I'm imagining a tech spoof of "baby shark" with "seg fault"
I'm imagining a tech spoof of "baby shark" with "seg fault"
Douglas Kilpatrick@Cara if lucky...
๐ฒ@Cara C causes brain damage and teaching it to children is child abuse
Do you want them to grow up building leaky abstractions laden with undefined behavior? Children should learn healthy, wholesome languages like Common Lisp instead
Do you want them to grow up building leaky abstractions laden with undefined behavior? Children should learn healthy, wholesome languages like Common Lisp instead
IndustrialRobot@Cara I thought German fairytales were gory, but this is true horror :p
Willa 
@Cara @0xabad1dea this is adorable
Tony Li@Cara SEGFAULT if you're lucky. Silent memory corruption if you're not.
Stefan Eissing@Cara What a blessing that there are still brave mothers who prepare their kids for the real world!
The Rust Edition:
โAnd then they called .unwrap()โฆโ
โPAAAAANIC!โ
keeps vis.social running@Cara OMG! I used to read my Assembly Language course work to my baby! As if it was a children's book. So I could study and be a mom.
thinkbeforecoding@Cara I feel seen ๐
Krisztina Hirth
Inanna๐ต๐ธ 
DrAmandaLMartin@Cara this was my first programming book! Brings back memories! I always read my school books to my kids, price of getting a doctorate while being a mom.
Timur Friedman@Cara love this!
tamouse__ ๐ญ Free Palestine ๐@Cara This really is the best ๐ฏ ๐
Ramon Fincken ๐บ๐ฆ@Cara this week we had an actual stack overflow at one of our servers :)
Saagar Jha@Cara Glad to hear this story has a happy ending