SEGFAULT

@SEGFAULT@oldbytes.space
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Creatively Insane Hacker Girl. Queer Poly Tech Witch. Nocturnal Owl Girl. Toasted Sandwich Advocate. -- Trans*, avoids mirrors -- I will void your warranty ⚡️. [she/her] 🏳️‍🌈

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Bloghttps://sigsegv.tech/
Bandcamphttps://sig11.bandcamp.com/

Today we're waiting for an IKEA delivery that, according to their email, will be a 10x10x10 cm box weighing 14 kg.

So density-wise that has to contain berkelium, californium, protactinium, tantalum, uranium, gold, tungsten, plutonium, neptunium, rhenium, platinum, iridium, or osmium.

We're of course hoping for platinum, and really not for plutonium, because the critical mass is 11 kg...

Tips on making a long DJ set:

Lets say you need to DJ for 7 days straight over a hacker camp

You can subdivide this problem into 7 1 day sets.
That's still pretty hard, lets try again, 49 1/7th of a day sets, that's aproximately 3.5h

Ehh 1/7th is a hard number lets go deeper 1/49th of a day long set. Anyone will tell you 1/24'th of a day is 1h so 1/49 is obviously 1763.265306 seconds

This seems like a reasonable problem to solve but we're mathematicians, we're lazy

7^-3 or 1/343th of a day is roughly 4.2 minutes. Here our problem resolves to a trivial solution, play a single 4 minute long song.

From here we can deduce that John Cage's 4'33" is the most apropriate option due to it's length clearly being stated in it's name.

Therefore by extrapolation we can solve our 7 day DJ problem by playing 4'33" 7^4 or 2401 times in a row.

We will however have to negotiate with the venue to start earlier then planned as our set is slightly over time by a mere 844mins 33 seconds

OH: I have deep respect for Goths in hot countries
Retoot if you are Team Orca!
What the fuck is this submarine everyone is talking about?
OH: instructions unclear, video signal coming out of the center speaker

OK mastodon. U.S. is up right? I need a picture of an abandoned mall or similar liminal to use as a cover for a single. It needs to be square and at least 2500px by 2500px, with some sort of dead space around the edge for me to write "SEGFAULT" and the name of the track.

I will pay appropriately for your work. I have no idea what that sort of picture is actually worth so you can name your own price (tho plz remember I am an independent musician, I made like $50 in the last 12 months off my music)

My only real condition (other than I have to like the picture and want to use it) is that you can somehow prove you have the rights to it. (I don't wanna get sued)

#fedicrowdfund #fediart

Charging my plant

OH: what is a chord if not a music molecule?

#cccbleaks