Einstürzende Vanhouten

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Just like Twitter, but different. Designer. Font Encyclopedia. Atheist. Gadabout. Future Eccentric. Filthy Liberal. Hashtagger. Part time Genius. Referee/Umpire. North of Boston, adjacent. He/Him/His.
find someone who loves you as much as grimes does not love elon

@DJAngieC Die Hard has the best ending of all Christmas movies.

Hans down.

me: *staring into the void*

void: *staring back at me*

#LesserKnownShakespearePlays the Real Housewives of Henry VIII
Those underboob and butt crack deodorant commercials are really making me forget about Tom Selleck’s first rodeo.
I need an attorney — I think I caught Camp Lejeune from Elon Musk.
A building consisting entirely of the 13th floors that were omitted from other buildings
Elon Musk is the perfect name for a cologne that smells like failure.